Zombie Outbreak in the UK Options
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#1 Posted: : Friday, May 01, 2009 2:47:49 PM
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There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

Similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005, victims of a new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”


Source: http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

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#2 Posted: : Saturday, May 02, 2009 8:19:31 AM
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#3 Posted: : Saturday, May 02, 2009 3:19:06 PM
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Awesome! I'll get my shotgun!

Also, doesn't it kind of suck that we get a flu virus and not the zombie virus?

We never get the cool viral outbreaks! :(
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#4 Posted: : Saturday, May 02, 2009 5:18:20 PM
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:
Awesome! I'll get my shotgun!

Also, doesn't it kind of suck that we get a flu virus and not the zombie virus?

We never get the cool viral outbreaks! :(


I blame Obama.
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#5 Posted: : Saturday, May 02, 2009 6:34:09 PM
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:
Awesome! I'll get my shotgun!

Also, doesn't it kind of suck that we get a flu virus and not the zombie virus?

We never get the cool viral outbreaks! :(

carefull what you wish for.

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#6 Posted: : Sunday, May 03, 2009 12:01:29 AM
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If the world turns into Silent Hill, or Resident Evil, I'm totally fucking counting on you guys to meet up with me at Whut/Sirus/DCMH HQ in Seattle.
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#7 Posted: : Sunday, May 03, 2009 11:41:04 AM
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HolyJaw wrote:
If the world turns into Silent Hill, or Resident Evil, I'm totally fucking counting on you guys to meet up with me at Whut/Sirus/DCMH HQ in Seattle.

I thought about this. And I wondered just how fortified it really was. It has a fence, but we've seen that's not much use. We might be able to shack up in their garage/shack.
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#8 Posted: : Sunday, May 03, 2009 11:41:04 AM
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HolyJaw wrote:
If the world turns into Silent Hill, or Resident Evil, I'm totally fucking counting on you guys to meet up with me at Whut/Sirus/DCMH HQ in Seattle.

I thought about this. And I wondered just how fortified it really was. It has a fence, but we've seen that's not much use. We might be able to shack up in their garage/shack.
Safety + Peace
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#9 Posted: : Sunday, May 03, 2009 2:16:41 PM
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You'd be better off in the Temple.

Also, is that shack empty? If so, I'd totally rent that shit out at the end of this summer.
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#10 Posted: : Sunday, May 03, 2009 6:26:23 PM
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Doesn't matter how fortified it is; it's just a meeting place so we can gear up to rock out. Fucking Planet Terror status, bitches.
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