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It's called FIND WDF a JOB! That's right, no one in the area is hiring. Period. Our show just got cancelled and I am $200 short on my mortgage payments this month. So, the challenge, find me a job! It'll be incredible! If that doesn't work, bitch and moan with me about the economy.
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Geek Squad. or hand jobs.  King of Jeans I wanna be like Buddylee 007 for life
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Buddylee007 wrote:Geek Squad.
or hand jobs. Geek hand jobs. [01:34] whutdufk: I love you Spaniard Lead Salad wrote:I love you Spaniard FinalGamer wrote:I love you Spaniard <3
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I don't know what it means, but when I do a GIS for "What is the perfect WDF job?" I get this: 
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It means Whut should find work as a bartender. You know it'd be the perfect job for you.
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In boys town. or hand jobs. King of Jeans I wanna be like Buddylee 007 for life
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mcdonalds  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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Seriously? The guy has like hundreds of epic skills, and the best you can come up with is Mc D's? I say fuck it, time to go self employed. Start your own PC store if you have the willpower.  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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I know whut does what whut does....but what does whut do?
As in post a resume or some shit or list of qualifications. Otherwise I'm going with the McDonalds pick. Or Carls Jr, those burgers and the shit ( and the good shit as opposed to the bad McDonalds shit.)
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Lead Salad wrote:It means Whut should find work as a bartender.
You know it'd be the perfect job for you. Problem is I need a few years in the service industry first.
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Here is the half-assed resume that SirLordPoop made me. I'll make an official one later. James Mckenna (xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx ___________________________________________________________________ Educational Background Cornish College of Arts 2009-Present Attending Cornish to specifically earn a BA in theater design stage lighting Bellevue Community College 2005-2009 Seattle Academy of Arts and Sciences 2000-2004 College preparatory high school Work Experience * Best Boy Electric: Biz Kid$ October 2007- 2009 Contact: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tasks: I'm currently employed as the best boy electric technician on the national PBS childrens television program Biz Kid$. My primary objective is to assist the gaffer with lighting various sets on stage, as well as providing lighting support on location. * Co-founder and Manager of Pwnzord L.L.C. June 2005-2009 Contact:xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tasks: Formed a software development firm in 2005 and acquired a government contract to develop database software for the City of Seattle. Currently the company does random software related jobs for hire, as well as managing an online gaming community and gaming servers for Half-Life 2 based games. We'll begin our Podcasting of the WU Sex Show College Radio program beginnng Sunday February 1st at WDFNews.com. * Freelance Grip October 2007-Present Contact: Me. Tasks: Currently I am a freelance lighting technician and grip available for hire for various projects. My portfolio includes UGTV, which is a Microsoft in-house production for usergroups. I've also worked on Discovery Channel's Future Life, and was a regular hire for WaMu commercials before they collapsed. Contact information is generally unavailable. * Best Boy Electric and Dolly Grip: Greenspoke November 2008 Contact: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tasks: Assisting the gaffer in lighting the independent film Greenspoke, which will apparently be released late 2009. Job included setting up lights, and pushing the camera dolly. Job also included drinking unhealthy quantities of coffee and chain smoking, as well as driving a 4 ton grip truck. * Actor: Young Bill Nye the Science Guy 1995 Contact:xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tasks: I was hired to preform my role as Young Bill Nye to be used in various flashbacks that Nye would have on the show. My job including wearing awkward clothing and injuring myself for laughs.
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Personally I would say that as you are unemployed I would find something to hold you over, pay bills, etc. With your skills I would think you would not have a problem. While some in the business world may not say so I bet you can find someone that will see the value of building and maintaining a unit such as {pDs}. You have a small business mindset that would be an asset to a business minded organization. Although the hair might initially be a minus you have enough plusses that should win them over.
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Razor wrote:Personally I would say that as you are unemployed I would find something to hold you over, pay bills, etc. With your skills I would think you would not have a problem. While some in the business world may not say so I bet you can find someone that will see the value of building and maintaining a unit such as {pDs}. You have a small business mindset that would be an asset to a business minded organization. Although the hair might initially be a minus you have enough plusses that should win them over. Your face is a minus! Burn!
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
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WDF? wrote:Razor wrote:Personally I would say that as you are unemployed I would find something to hold you over, pay bills, etc. With your skills I would think you would not have a problem. While some in the business world may not say so I bet you can find someone that will see the value of building and maintaining a unit such as {pDs}. You have a small business mindset that would be an asset to a business minded organization. Although the hair might initially be a minus you have enough plusses that should win them over. Your face is a minus! Burn! Lol. I wish I had a dime for every time I heard that.
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wow i know what you are going through I live in San Antonio, some places are hiring, but of course as soon as i apply the job is taken. Everyone wants somebody with experience, but nobody is willing to give somebody experience. [CMS]defiance - Steam: defiance018 - Xfire: defianceoby - www.constantmayhem.com
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