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#1 Posted: : Tuesday, May 05, 2009 11:51:24 AM
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I've had it with ___ awareness month. I don't need a month to make me aware of something. we have too much of this crap, and it needs to stop.

Just in May:

Arts Awareness Month
Asian American Awareness Month
Ethics Awareness Month
Hemophilia Awareness Month
International Listening Awareness Month
Mental Handicap Awareness Month
Mental Retardation Awareness Month
National Caffeine Awareness Month
National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month
National MS Education and Awareness Month
National Peanut Month
Nonpoint Source Pollution Awareness Month
Nutrition Awareness Month
Parenting Awareness Month
Poison Awareness Month
Seagrass Awareness Month
Sinus Pain Awareness Month -- apparently, it moved to February
Vulval Health Awareness Month

http://aware.easilyamused.org/

And by the way, it's eating disorder awareness month. So if you have an eating disorder, be aware of it.

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I was thinking about this earlier today.

I declare this "Change Your Toilet Paper Roll When It's Empty Awareness" month.
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Awareness Awareness Month.
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May is also Better Hearing & Speech Month

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You forgot black history month
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Lead Salad wrote:
You forgot black history month


Isn't that February?


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Dragon wrote:
May is also Better Hearing & Speech Month


This makes my Speech-Language Pathologist heart happy!! I was going to chime in about that and then I read your post!

I'm also looking forward to the first ever National Dysphagia Awareness Month in June!

I probably should share some Better Hearing and Speech Month love this month, huh? :)
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Mrs. Giller [GwDR wrote:
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I probably should share some Better Hearing and Speech Month love this month, huh? :)

This would be the wrong thread to share that love.
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TripleBam wrote:
Mrs. Giller [GwDR wrote:
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I probably should share some Better Hearing and Speech Month love this month, huh? :)

This would be the wrong thread to share that love.


I was just teasing. :) I get that this is an awareness months suck thread!

I was actually making fun of something only I would actually get... I had my annual review for my job last June and my boss was "disappointed" that I didn't do something for Better Hearing and Speech Month (mind you, my birthday is in May - which is an extravaganza all in it's self - and I went to St. Lucia in May last year... clearly my mind was not on doing anything for BSHM!). :) Fast forward to this year and my upcoming review in June... same job, different boss and he isn't going to give a shit if I do anything nor does he know when Better Hearing and Speech Month is! :)

So, yeah, all that still results in the fact I made a joke to myself... I'm tired, forgive me! :)
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McCheese wrote:
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You forgot black history month


Isn't that February?

Indeed. What does it tell you about our country if it dedicates the shortest month of the year to the history of the largest but not (arguably) the most oppressed ethnic group?

Black history month has evolved into one of america's biggest bullshitfests. The original intention was.. fair.. to say the least, but the only reason people pay attention to it today is force of habit. Or, for many white people, a way to relieve guilt without actually doing any work. And the only reason it's prevalent is because there's enough black people in america to actually have a voice. What about native americans? If you're going to dedicate a month to the history of a historically oppressed ethnic group, surely you would include native americans? 90% of their original population had been wiped out, with the remaining displaced from their homelands and treated just as bad, if not worse, than blacks. Well, how many times do you see an indian walking around? Never. So fuck 'em.


If Barack Obama really cared about black people, or people in general, he would urge everyone to stop organizing black history month, and he would tell us to read black history, and native american history, and latino history, and asian history, and jewish history, and european history, and african history, and the history of the middle east, and the history of gay rights, and of atheism, and philosophy, and he would urge us to learn a second language, and to learn english literature, and to learn multicultural literature, and math, and science, and the arts all year long. But then everyone would call him an elitist and dismiss the idea.
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Lead Salad wrote:
stop organizing black history month


Agreed.

Why don't I want a black history month? Same reason I don't want a white history month.
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