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#1 Posted: : Friday, May 22, 2009 9:55:59 AM
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My mom is out of town for a week and she left me $80 for groceries. What do I do, wdfnews?
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#2 Posted: : Friday, May 22, 2009 10:03:30 AM
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... buy groceries?
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#3 Posted: : Friday, May 22, 2009 11:58:09 AM
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$50 = 3.5 grams of fun
$30 = Hot pockets, Ramen and soda + movie rental
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#4 Posted: : Friday, May 22, 2009 11:58:56 AM
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Lead Salad wrote:
My mom is out of town for a week and she left me $80 for groceries. What do I do, wdfnews?


My guess is that you are asking us if you should blow it all on pot...and then when you run out of food on Wednesday if we will forgive you for trading Handjobs for beef jerky at your local 7-eleven.

The answer is maybe. Let us know which 7-eleven you will be at and we will have beefjerky money ready.

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#5 Posted: : Friday, May 22, 2009 12:28:04 PM
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Tragically I can't get high until summer's end. I don't know what type of drug test PNNL uses.

I'm thinking of getting a homie of mine to buy me some alcohol. I might just stick to what I know (Guinness and Jack Daniels). Any other reccomendations?
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I always liked this stuff, bit pricey
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#7 Posted: : Friday, May 22, 2009 1:58:52 PM
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My dad used to buy those. In fact, I used to carry around my D&D Dice (now my pipe, weed, and lighter) in one of those purple crown royal bags.

I'm thinking about getting some Red Stripe. Is this stuff any good?

Oh yeah, I just remembered Folk Life is this weekend. I'm going to that, and getting stoned. The more I think about it they probably won't shell out the money for a hair test for an intern.
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#8 Posted: : Friday, May 22, 2009 2:17:21 PM
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Red Stripe is awesome. One of my favs. Too bad about the weed thing though. Back when I lived at home those kind of weekends were awesome.
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#9 Posted: : Friday, May 22, 2009 4:02:03 PM
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Maker's Mark. Straight, or in a mint Julep.

Just muddle the mint with some ice chips (like you would for a Mojito), either get some sugar and make simple syrup, or add the sugar (tad bit, up to you) straight to the mint leaves and ice when muddling. Add a small amount of water (more if you used syrup) and top off with the bourbon. Voila, tasty beverage.

You must assume a Samuel Clemens accent when drinking a mint Julep. Its the law.


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#10 Posted: : Sunday, May 24, 2009 6:13:55 PM
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Gib_Omelet wrote:
Maker's Mark. Straight, or in a mint Julep.

Just muddle the mint with some ice chips (like you would for a Mojito), either get some sugar and make simple syrup, or add the sugar (tad bit, up to you) straight to the mint leaves and ice when muddling. Add a small amount of water (more if you used syrup) and top off with the bourbon. Voila, tasty beverage.

You must assume a Samuel Clemens accent when drinking a mint Julep. Its the law.

Well ah do delcayah I got fuckin high last night and the one befowah, I wrote Huck Finn, uh I dont really know how he talks.

Turns out my homie had to stay in Tanzania b/c he couldn't get a green card. Really sucks. So I didn't get as much alcohol as I would have hoped but I smoked a lot of good weed and some hash, too.

God I am so tired right now, my room is a mess, I need some coffee.
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#11 Posted: : Sunday, May 24, 2009 7:45:54 PM
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This topic went from "Should I get high?" to "I can't get high!" to "I got high."

Oh, and yes, Red Stripe is one of the best beers. Ever. Mon.
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