So this chick at work today wouldn't shut up about how In-N-Out (the worlds best food in the history of ever) had a worker day at Wild Rivers or some such, and she got free In-N-Out all day for being an employee. It started at 6 AM. And by 7, the fat kid in me had come out. I mean, when I wake up at 330AM for a 430 shift, I'm not hungry till about dinner time. I wasn't even hungry then. But fuck it, on my way home, I bought two sausage egg McMuffins. And goddamnit it was fucking delicious.

I won't go to McDonalds for anything else at all not ever never never. But their breakfast, while supplying enough calories to supply an entire mid-sized African village for a month, is heaven in my mouth.

I drink McD OJ and eat an egg mcmuffin most days on my way to work. Mcmuffin is the least unhealthy thing they sell, minus the OJ. Sometimes I switch to mcgriddle because it is so fucking good. I used to drink their shit coffee every day on the way to work too but decided to quit drinking so much coffee. I used to not be able to function without it, now I have it on weekends. And no more McD coffee ever if I can help it. The one on my way to work is run by a bunch of north africans and a few asians, none of whom seem to actually speak english. They have fucked my order up more times they I can count, although they have gotten a lot better than they used to be. My favorite was when I ordered a sausage mcgriddle only to find the mcgriddle buns and nothing else. WTF is that? How do you not put anything inside of what is supposed to be a sandwich and not notice that you fucked up? This morning they fucked up in my favor by putting hashbrowns in even though I didnt order them. Too bad their hashbrowns are a disgusting simulacra of actual hashbrowns.

I can and often do make better breakfast sandwiches than McD does.

The only thing I cant beat is that delicious half-melted plastic cheese all those burger joints use. I can't find anything like it anywhere. I usually get the real Tillamook cheddar, every once in a while if I see a processed cheese brand I haven't seen before I'll buy it just to see if it tastes like the cheese Dick's uses.

Which brings us to tonight's word..



Right next to my school. It's so hard to walk by this place every day, smelling the burgers, and trying to resist buying one. There's also one in my neighborhood, last summer me and my homies went there every weekend when we got high and just ordered tons of burgers, fries, and shakes.