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My girlfriend has informed me that I have the smallest scrotum she's ever seen. Carry on.
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._. In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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Well that explains a lot.
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I don't believe I would have shared that... wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!! 
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I can't believe your g/f has let on just how few notches she has in her belt.
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In an attempt to be a smartass, I thought I'd google up for "small scrotum" and post the image result. I've got a page full of scrota, then firefox freezes, then my mom walks in ( I live in the "spare" room that has the printer, a study, books, etc ). There's a brief pause. I can think of nothing to properly explain the presence of minuscule scrota on my computer screen. She stifles a laugh and leaves the room. Oddly enough, the first result was this  Just imagine that's your nutsack. Safety + Peace
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So you have your luggage stored tightly away in the overhead compartment huh? Are we talking small luggage also or just tight storage? Is it something like a twin fited sheet on a queen size mattress we are discussing? Well you could always tell her its for carrying sperm not groceries.
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I fucking love you War silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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Remember what they say, smaller potatoes just makes the meat look bigger. [01:34] whutdufk: I love you Spaniard Lead Salad wrote:I love you Spaniard FinalGamer wrote:I love you Spaniard <3
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TMI
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Don't worry, I have a small pecker too. Wait, what did you say?
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My girlfriend does not like my small balls so we've cut back sex from 3 times a day to 2 in the hope that not nutting off to the point of a vacuum in my sack will help them regain size.
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My balls are normal size. My shaft is normal size. The sack, however, doesn't hang as much as others. As for her notches... she's somewhere between 20 and 30... so... she's seen a few. Anyway, we have a hunch about why this is the case. My body temperature is lower than normal. 96.5-8 depending on the day. This is according to medical temperature readings. Anyway, the reason testicles hang is because they need a specific temperature. Perhaps since my body temp is two degrees lower than normal, they don't have to hang as far? This is an important announcement.
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Pics or it never happened. HolyJaw wrote:In the end, everything Endyss said.
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:I don't believe I would have shared that... Wait..... what? Am I missing something here?  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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