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#16 Posted: : Wednesday, April 14, 2010 6:12:37 AM
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[quote=Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart]The pic in this one really makes it:

http://www.popsci.com/sc...-heart-taser-study-says[/quote]

I think the picture beats the actual headline
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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#17 Posted: : Friday, April 30, 2010 1:26:08 PM
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Chef dies after feeling eel

When gerbils just aren't enough
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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#19 Posted: : Thursday, June 17, 2010 10:59:17 AM
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And Buddylee wins the thread.
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#20 Posted: : Friday, June 18, 2010 1:06:05 PM
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Wow, thats going to be a hard one to top.
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#21 Posted: : Tuesday, January 03, 2012 9:15:56 PM
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Poison pussy is deliciously deadly:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45865508/
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#22 Posted: : Thursday, January 05, 2012 7:13:31 PM
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Thank you so much for resurrecting this thread.

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#23 Posted: : Thursday, January 26, 2012 2:32:24 PM
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#24 Posted: : Thursday, January 26, 2012 3:07:54 PM
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There are 99 out of 100 equally crazy cops that would the same thing. There will be a nice memorial for the one that does not.
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#25 Posted: : Thursday, November 01, 2012 8:05:43 PM
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High school students form 'sex' fantasy league
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Man with strange watch arrested at Oakland airport

Never in my wildest dreams as a teenage science fiction lover did I imagine I would grow up in a dystopia where news headlines like this do not shock me. In fact, I can explain precisely why a watch can get a man arrested...
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#27 Posted: : Saturday, November 17, 2012 3:49:28 AM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:


I asked a question several years ago and in my brief review of this thread I think the answer is no. Many headlines came close, but when I finally read that one I laughed so hard I almost peed. Admittedly, I'm drunk and stoned and it's 4am, but in my world this only contributes to the accuracy of my emulated objectivity. I won with the first post.
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#28 Posted: : Tuesday, November 20, 2012 9:49:32 PM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
I asked a question several years ago and in my brief review of this thread I think the answer is no. Many headlines came close, but when I finally read that one I laughed so hard I almost peed. Admittedly, I'm drunk and stoned and it's 4am, but in my world this only contributes to the accuracy of my emulated objectivity. I won with the first post.


After reading this thread I have only one question for you,
When does the Narwhal Bacon?



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