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I'll start it off with a few of my own. 1: Playing Starcraft against my Korean foreign exchange student. In my defense, it was the first time I ever encountered the mystical gaming beast "Korea". 2: Countless times I've killed Draken by fail-ubering. 3: Talking as a cloaked spy when alltalk is on. While not in game, it was still retarded of me to do it. While celebrating passover with my ex-girlfriend (no, we're not Jewish. It was for the experience), I ate a big mouthful of the "bitter herbs" part of the ceremony. It was horseradish, and it was all I could do to not throw up at the time. I thought I was hilarious at the time, but now I just feel stupid about it. If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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Premature Uberization. Sometimes I just get so excited about having an Uber that I can't help myself. I've tried baseball stats, various creams, etc. but sometimes it just happens. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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Sometimes I play entire rounds by myself...  Quote:Razor: As hard as one might try no one will ever be able to pull one over on Super Penguin. Backpack of Win
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virus wrote:Premature Uberization. Sometimes I just get so excited about having an Uber that I can't help myself. I've tried baseball stats, various creams, etc. but sometimes it just happens. I'm guilty of this. I don't use creams to solve this issue, though -- too lazy. I've failed pretty hard on occasion. Mine are just stupid, I guess: 1) Backstabbed an engie while he was in the middle of an open field with 5 odd sentries around him. 2) Teabagged a spy, only to realize he had a dead ringer...and friends. 3) Have full on conversations with people while consequently becoming the biggest bullet sponge. 4) Claim "tactless hacking" on people to the point where I'm their number one target...soon after realizing I had enraged the entire enemy team. 5) No scope a Heavy in TF2 from point blank...while he had full health, a Medic, and several Pyros following behind. (such a bad habit) 6) Run to the wrong control point in the last 10 seconds of a match. =D 7) (and this may not count) Look at a blank screen for 10 minutes while under the impression I had booted up a game...only to find out that the screen wasn't even on. Fail... DredNaught wrote:In regard to the ladies... or lack thereof: Just remember that it's about quality, not quantity. And when you do meet a lucky lady, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
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virus wrote:Premature Uberization. Sometimes I just get so excited about having an Uber that I can't help myself. I've tried baseball stats, various creams, etc. but sometimes it just happens. Lol. Hey it happens to everybody at some time or another. Not me mind you but I hope it makes you feel better.
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Only one I can think of is when I first started playing TF2 I was playing pyro on 2fort. Trailing our scout that is running out of the blue team's base with their flag, I turn to light up anyone coming behind us. Little did I know but he got killed and I had just pick up the flag. I am running back into their base determined to be the hero that helped our team win. If it were not for Ms Frags screaming, "No Razor, don't run in there", it is likely I would have had a steam ban for stupidity. The events following are a blur but I do remember running back outside and at least getting it to our side.
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I have a habit of occasionally attempting a RocketJumping when I only have 25 health left. I havent been successful yet. But I will keep trying.
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I've healed spies a couple of times, but I've never ubered one. I've seen uber'ed spies before, and I shudder to think what it would be like to be..."that guy". It would be like starting a relationship with a beautiful, sweet, intelligent woman. I would introduce her to exotic foods, go on romantic mountain hikes, take long walks through the park, ad nauseum. One day I would propose and our wedding would be a glorious occasion with a totally sweet reception...with lasers. Afterwards, as we consummate our marriage, right as we climax together...I realize that she was actually Bragr the whole time, who smokes cigars and plays WoW all day. Thats how I'd feel if I ever uber'ed a spy. If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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Muffalopadus wrote:I've healed spies a couple of times, but I've never ubered one. I've seen uber'ed spies before, and I shudder to think what it would be like to be..."that guy".
It would be like starting a relationship with a beautiful, sweet, intelligent woman. I would introduce her to exotic foods, go on romantic mountain hikes, take long walks through the park, ad nauseum. One day I would propose and our wedding would be a glorious occasion with a totally sweet reception...with lasers. Afterwards, as we consummate our marriage, right as we climax together...I realize that she was actually Bragr the whole time, who smokes cigars and plays WoW all day.
Thats how I'd feel if I ever uber'ed a spy. WOW that is all {pDs} Muffalopadus [DI]: I'm running around throwing dildos at people naked while riding a unicicle Well, Star Wars Galaxies got into a massive head on collision with a truck carrying gasoline, causing a massive explosion. Star Wars Galaxies was then taken from the wreckage, raped, and beat the **** out of. It is now in a comatose, charred state, while on life support. 
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I have to say Muff, that is an awesome description right there...
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I narrated an entire round of Powerplant in song. I used to lay down sentries while retreating from an enemy, thinking it would buy me time. I found out about the train on Well by being directed to stand on the tracks by another player. I've disguised as scout. I talked while cloaked in an alltalk round. The words were "You guys have no idea how in-your-base I am." Prepped a sap-stab move on an engineer while standing on his teleporter exit. Telefragged. I have never uber'd a spy. Safety + Peace
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Hmm the only good one I can think of is when I was playing stoned and Bam directed me to listen to some really fast tenor sax solo on Jazz Masters and run around as a scout. I swear, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen playing TF2. Oh actually one time I was really stoned playing CS 1.6 (this was a long ass time ago). I was the SAS guy (guy with the gas mask) and my at-the-time clan homie was also SAS guy. We were in de_dust and we were the last two alive, and there was 1 T on the other team. He looked at me and said something about where I should go or something, but I was really close to him and I saw the bottom of his gas mask moving as he talked, and it just looked really funny so I started laughing. He was like "Dude, what are you laughing at?" And I could barely stop to explain but when I did, he started laughing and we basically just stood there laughing maniacally while our dead teammates waited. Yeah, I realize neither of these are very good stories but sometimes the simplest things can get me going when I'm high.
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Pretty much anything I do when I play TF2 is stupid, but pretty much everybody knows that already Where I really go sex-nuts, and retard strong, is when someone is being my Medic bitch and they find out that my personal field of vision is about 17 degrees, while the actual computer setting for me in the game is about 120 degrees. I don't see anything, then I hear "MCCHEESE TURN AROUND/TO YOUR LEFT/ TO YOUR RIGHT!!" "DAMMIT MCCHEESE!!!"  HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing Cantrip wrote:For all you know, you may have been dessert on a day-long cock-feast.
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I just realized the implications of my analogy. If its to be totally accurate, the beautiful woman would be Draken (since I'm usually his butt-buddy), and the weird guy would be Frostbite (because he always tries to get me when he goes spy). Either way, I'm gay. DAMMIT. Oh crap, another gay joke in there on accident. Crap, I just can't stop. If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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The dumbest moment I ever had was (in my defense) when I played TF2 for the first time. I started out on the PS3 version (yes, it sucks compared to PC, why do you think I play here now?) and I was frolicking around as a Medic when I noticed another Medic with my name. I found the coincidence cute and proceeded to heal him and follow him around the map since I really didn't have a grasp on the game. We skipped gayly to the control point where I thought we would be capturing it together and we would win and be best buds forever and ever! ...Yeah, you can probably guess what happened miliseconds after I turned my back on him. As for stuff I still do to this day? 1) Uncloaking in front of sentries while I'm not disguised 2) Missing a stationary Heavy as a Sniper 3) Standing still as a Scout (it always leads to my untimely doom) wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
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