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I swore I would never get back into banking but I have an interview with the bank that laid me off in January. It is a different department and it is a permanent position. Wish me luck. If someone wanted to call and tell them I am a fair demoman I would appreciate it. I would even wear an eye patch to the interview if it would help.
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Don't forget to show up drunk! If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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What's wrong with working in banking? Safety + Peace
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You're not stupid. If your state pays you more in Unemployment Insurance Compensation than you would make at this new job, THEN you're stupid. Besides, you can't keep making a career out of surfing for porn, eating Cheetos and turning your dick orange. May the sticky-bombs of good fortune detonate under your nutsack. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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What Cantrip said (although I could never say it quite so elegantly). And good luck!  Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Good luck Razor! :D I know you'll do well! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!! 
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TripleBam wrote:What's wrong with working in banking? Nothing if you don't mind getting laid off 4 times in 8 years.
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Cantrip wrote:Besides, you can't keep making a career out of surfing for porn, eating Cheetos and turning your dick orange. Well done!
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Good luck man! I know how tough it is out there right now.
Do not eat the contents of this post.
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Dude, nice. Will definiteley be posting here for financial advice / discussions on the banking world shit right now. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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Good luck Razor. What the banking industry needs now are some drunken, black, Scottish explosives experts. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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good luck sir, make the little razorlets proud :D McCheese wrote:I've always said all women are 2 drinks away from full on lesbian action Lead Salad wrote:I never figured whut for a fairy..wait, yes, yes I did. Snipme wrote:erk cant have me my penis will annilihate his ass hole
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Thanks everyody. Here is my plan: Stickies all around his chair and say "Do I get the job or is it KAABOOOOMMMMM. Sounds like a winning plan to me.
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Razor wrote:Thanks everyody. Here is my plan: Stickies all around his chair and say "Do I get the job or is it KAABOOOOMMMMM. Sounds like a winning plan to me. That would be epic Good luck {pDs} Muffalopadus [DI]: I'm running around throwing dildos at people naked while riding a unicicle Well, Star Wars Galaxies got into a massive head on collision with a truck carrying gasoline, causing a massive explosion. Star Wars Galaxies was then taken from the wreckage, raped, and beat the **** out of. It is now in a comatose, charred state, while on life support. 
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Razor wrote:Thanks everyody. Here is my plan: Stickies all around his chair and say "Do I get the job or is it KAABOOOOMMMMM. Sounds like a winning plan to me. Make sure you make friends with the pyro. If he's your friend, he probably wont compression blast them away, and he can check for spies. ...wait, friendly fire is on in the real world, I forgot. If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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