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Docta BBQ
#1 Posted: : Thursday, August 13, 2009 11:06:31 PM
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I decided I needed to spice up my life, and I figured this might help, I'd like to apply to the peppy dance squad...wait the penguin doom squad? lol I read your rules and I'll take it from there.
McCheese wrote:
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Lead Salad wrote:
I never figured whut for a fairy..wait, yes, yes I did.


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erk cant have me my penis will annilihate his ass hole
TitaniumPhoenix
#2 Posted: : Thursday, August 13, 2009 11:07:37 PM
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Well, well, well...

Everyone knows what I'll say: I'll back my man up 100% ;)

In fact, I'll humbly ask for WDF to speed up the process for a regular player once more: expedite the Mallard, would you please? :)
wrote:
{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?!

wrote:
{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!!

Mr. 12
#3 Posted: : Thursday, August 13, 2009 11:47:43 PM
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The following message was pre-written for such an event. Viewer digression is advised.


Hello lucky ma'am/sir! Thank you for applying to "Penguin Doom Squid" -- home to the greatest bunch of people (subjective) around! We offer many fine events like Drunken TF2 night, Absurdities of the Internet hour, and "Get a woman" night; among many other classic events! We have some of the best staff on board to make your life better while on our team! Such as our clan leader, Whut Da Fuck (mood subjective), and our humble (subjective) server admins like ahhh_crap (he's anti 12) and Drahken (he's fat)! We will never let you be the victim of clan brutality;or any other subjective form of harassment caused by other clans. Here's an example of what kind of protection pDs will offer:

Defiance - "Hey, is that Timmy? Hey pal! Wanna to "hang out" with my crew?"
Timmy - "Erm, my mom told me not to hang out with you."
Defiance -"Pftt, your mom just sucks eggs! Hang with us, man."
Humble pDs member - "Hey there "pal"! You better leave Timmy alone."
Defiance - "Hey, I don't want trouble, man. You can have this chump."
Timmy - "Thanks, humble pDs member! =D"

Ah yes...and sure enough, Timmy joined pDs, and remains a loyal follower.

pDs -- where dreams happen.

*jingle*


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@ Docta BBQ - Just slap {pDs} in front of your steam tag, with the [R] after it. =P

I don't want to look too liberal here, but we'll do a poll tomorrow...even if you have a super high chance of getting in. I want to do a poll just for the lol's, thank you. Good luck, buddy...as if you need it. =D





DredNaught wrote:
In regard to the ladies... or lack thereof: Just remember that it's about quality, not quantity. And when you do meet a lucky lady, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!

TripleBam
#4 Posted: : Friday, August 14, 2009 12:12:46 AM
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Why? Didn't you start one that was ten times more leet?
Safety + Peace
Lead Salad
#5 Posted: : Friday, August 14, 2009 12:19:17 AM
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You're applying out of boredom? I'm sorry, you're definitely not getting my vote.

THIS ISN'T A SEMINAR, THIS ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT
defiance
#6 Posted: : Friday, August 14, 2009 1:28:46 AM
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Mr. 12 wrote:
*BIG ASS RANT BY 12*


Uhhhh....WTF?

meh...Noobina is gonna be on your ass.
[CMS]defiance - Steam: defiance018 - Xfire: defianceoby - www.constantmayhem.com
defiance
#7 Posted: : Friday, August 14, 2009 1:29:56 AM
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TripleBam wrote:
Why? Didn't you start one that was ten times more leet?


Duck...you created GwDR?
[CMS]defiance - Steam: defiance018 - Xfire: defianceoby - www.constantmayhem.com
McCheese
#8 Posted: : Friday, August 14, 2009 1:30:08 AM
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Lead Salad wrote:

THIS ISN'T A SEMINAR, THIS ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT


How many times did you join and quit?


...And good luck, Duck...you have my vote...I even think the recruit phase should be tossed for this one, just go right to the vote. I move previous question.


HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing

Cantrip wrote:
For all you know, you may have been dessert on a day-long cock-feast.
Mr. 12
#9 Posted: : Friday, August 14, 2009 1:38:38 AM
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defiance wrote:
Uhhhh....WTF?

meh...Noobina is gonna be on your ass.


Please, Noobina is always on my ass about stuff like this. The only reason why I can get away with it is because she seemingly laughs each time. Is she laughing at me specifically? The world may never know. =P
DredNaught wrote:
In regard to the ladies... or lack thereof: Just remember that it's about quality, not quantity. And when you do meet a lucky lady, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!

TripleBam
#10 Posted: : Friday, August 14, 2009 3:08:31 AM
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defiance wrote:
Duck...you created GwDR?

There was a [DUCK] clan for a while, is what I was referring to.
Safety + Peace
Razor
#11 Posted: : Friday, August 14, 2009 5:16:45 AM
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There goes the neighborhood. Welcome aboard.
WDF?
#12 Posted: : Friday, August 14, 2009 6:19:52 AM
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ok. Expedited.

Muffalopadus
#13 Posted: : Friday, August 14, 2009 7:50:39 AM
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WDF? wrote:
ok. Expedited.


Woot! Cut through the red tape!
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan
My Backpack
Razor
#14 Posted: : Friday, August 14, 2009 7:57:29 AM
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Dangit! If this would have happened pre Duck-tanium era I bet we could have gotten 2 for 1 with Duck and Ed.

Mrs.Crawdad
#15 Posted: : Friday, August 14, 2009 8:28:27 AM
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Razor wrote:
Duck-tanium

I chuckled.
Belligerent Pimp wrote:
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