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Muffalopadus
#16 Posted: : Wednesday, September 02, 2009 11:06:06 AM
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I like sharpshooter. I can take down a FP in 2 hits at level 3! :D

I also learned how to headshot a Skrake. You need to aim in the air to the right of his head. Umm...

Imagine that his head and his right shoulders make a right angle inside his chest area. If you aim at the middle of the hypotenuse of that triangle, thats a successful headshot. Yes, the hitboxes are way screwed up, but it WORKS!!! So go and do it.
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TitaniumPhoenix
#17 Posted: : Wednesday, September 02, 2009 7:29:44 PM
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Muffalopadus wrote:
You need to aim in the air to the right of his head.


I actually discovered this the other night. I was backing away from three of those bastards (and screaming OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD as I did so) when I discovered that wonderfully inaccurate hitbox.

Whatever. We know their weakness now!
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#18 Posted: : Thursday, September 03, 2009 7:03:21 AM
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:
screaming OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD


When I first looked at your post this is all I read, and it was totally not in context. hehehe
Mrs.Crawdad
#19 Posted: : Thursday, September 03, 2009 7:16:43 AM
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:
screaming OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD


Am I the only one who heard Erk's voice in their head when they read this?



As if Killing Floor wasn't giving me nightmares already.
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#20 Posted: : Thursday, September 03, 2009 9:22:03 AM
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD


Yeah where exactly did this come from? I feel like this is a meme exclusive to our tiny corner of the internet
Giller [GwDR]
#21 Posted: : Thursday, September 03, 2009 9:51:12 AM
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Lead Salad wrote:
Yeah where exactly did this come from? I feel like this is a meme exclusive to our tiny corner of the internet


Erk Dog.

Its what he says when he is panicking.....everybody just thought it was funny and immitates him.

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"Who the fuck is Leon Switch and why does he know we have a dog?" - Mrs. Giller
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#22 Posted: : Thursday, September 03, 2009 11:17:19 AM
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Giller [GwDR wrote:
]Erk Dog.

Its what he says when he is panicking.....everybody just thought it was funny and immitates him.

I think we all know McCheese does the best imitation of erk.
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#23 Posted: : Thursday, September 03, 2009 11:24:59 AM
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defiance wrote:
I think we all know McCheese does the best imitation of erk.

it's true...he does a better erk than erk does...wait does that work? lol :P
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#24 Posted: : Thursday, September 03, 2009 12:20:58 PM
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Docta BBQ wrote:
it's true...he does a better erk than erk does...wait does that work? lol :P


Yeah...Even Erk has to think twice when he hears it...he's all like "What did I just say?"


HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing

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#25 Posted: : Friday, September 04, 2009 8:47:15 AM
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let me know if anyone needs a lvl 4 Berserker :D
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#26 Posted: : Friday, September 04, 2009 9:20:02 AM
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Gunslinger wrote:
let me know if anyone needs a lvl 4 Berserker :D
Awesomesauce. I know that I will be playing a bit of Killing Floor tonight!
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Muffalopadus
#27 Posted: : Friday, September 04, 2009 10:10:00 AM
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Yay! I played with the missus yesterday. It was fun, but our team got rocked.
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Gunslinger
#28 Posted: : Friday, September 04, 2009 2:52:45 PM
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anybody gonna be up for some late night kf?
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#29 Posted: : Friday, September 04, 2009 2:52:46 PM
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anybody gonna be up for some late night kf?
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Giller [GwDR]
#30 Posted: : Friday, September 04, 2009 3:16:51 PM
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You have lvls?

Im out. I was gonna buy this but now I can foresee being left behind by friends who dont wanna group with me because i am level 1 and they are all lvl 5 or soemthing.

I have created a drama for your reading pleasure....

Giller: "Hi guys can I play a round with you?"
Community member " we have one spot left, what lvl are you?"


Giller "just got the game...level one zombie fucker"
Community member "ohhh sorry man, McCHeese just got on and he is a lvl 7 zombie fucker...we are taking him"

Giller "is this fucking wow or some shit???"
Community member "Yes. go fucking run Gnomerregan, noob"

Giller "*Cry*"
Community member "HAHAHAHAH Douchebag! Don't bring your weak shit lvl 1 zombie fucking skills around here!"

Giller "But I ....."
Community member "McCheese is a lvl 7 zombie fucker and he splits those bent over zombies in two!...wtf are you going to do....slap thier ass a couple times.?! Not good enough. We need the MotherF#@$ing Mayor"

Giller "okay well have fun...."
Community Member "Shut the fuck up!"

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