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Things not to say to your wife, courtesty of Crawdad Options
Razor
#16 Posted: : Sunday, August 23, 2009 2:48:06 PM
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:
You could get back at him by cheating on him...

...with me....

Just toss'n the idea out there

:P

Oh yeah. That'll show him.
bragr
#17 Posted: : Sunday, August 23, 2009 2:51:15 PM
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I was more than a little bit tired and irritated when I wrote this. My apologies.
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#18 Posted: : Sunday, August 23, 2009 3:26:49 PM
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bragr wrote:
He was a jerk, granted, but don't bring your marital issues to a public place, it makes you no more petty than him. If you fucked up and he detailed it in a forum here, how would that make you feel?

I keep the occasional crap in my relationship out of the public eye, I'd thank you to do the same.


I think your opinion is your own, but don't make stupid posts like this for everyone to read and cause more drama. If you actually care, why don't you send her a personal message.



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I wanna be like Buddylee

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HolyJaw
#19 Posted: : Sunday, August 23, 2009 9:31:50 PM
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HEY GAIZ LETS TAKE THIS EXTREMELY SRSLY. I DONT THINK WERE BEING SRS ENUFF.
silverwasp wrote:
Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....

Yes.... Same parents


WarMachine wrote:
meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
ahhhh_crap
#20 Posted: : Sunday, August 23, 2009 11:04:12 PM
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HolyJaw wrote:
HEY GAIZ LETS TAKE THIS EXTREMELY SRSLY. I DONT THINK WERE BEING SRS ENUFF.


Finally someone says the right thing. And the douche lives in Orange County....which means we were even douchier to not have done it first. Great...now I need to drink even more.
TitaniumPhoenix
#21 Posted: : Sunday, August 23, 2009 11:47:44 PM
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How about we all LAUGH because it was FUNNY and no one was hurt or offended by what happened?
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{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?!

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{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!!

ahhhh_crap
#22 Posted: : Sunday, August 23, 2009 11:59:03 PM
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I was offended by the lack of man on marsupial action. I can't get over the long-term damage it has done to me and am currently preparing a lawsuit to be filed against one Pwnzord HQ and associated parties.

Or someone can show me Arnold Schwollenpecker making a tasmanian devil his main squeeze.

Oh, and how does Mr. C feel about all this? Or is he playing pyro a lot?
Razor
#23 Posted: : Monday, August 24, 2009 8:10:31 AM
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:
How about we all LAUGH because it was FUNNY and no one was hurt or offended by what happened?
Yeah, that'll happen. BTW, you need to clarify you quote. That is an actual razor and not me.
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#24 Posted: : Monday, August 24, 2009 9:03:53 AM
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I have to say, I thought I was pretty funny at the time I said this. now in retrospect I can see how it could be taken the wrong way. (but it still was funny)

I'll see what I can do to keep adding to the "Things not to say to your wife" thread. Mrs. C will keep you posted. (don't you just love thought experiments.)
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#25 Posted: : Monday, August 24, 2009 9:15:32 AM
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My presence should be enough of a compliment to you.


Also, Holyjaw is on an "internet cool-dude" streak right now.

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#26 Posted: : Monday, August 24, 2009 10:34:11 AM
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Razor wrote:
Yeah, that'll happen. BTW, you need to clarify you quote. That is an actual razor and not me.


You mean that's not you in my titties??

THEN WHO IS IT? D:
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{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?!

wrote:
{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!!

Razor
#27 Posted: : Monday, August 24, 2009 11:59:47 AM
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:
You mean that's not you in my titties??

THEN WHO IS IT? D:

I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!!
Mr. 12
#28 Posted: : Monday, August 24, 2009 12:10:38 PM
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Razor wrote:
I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!!


LMAO, you just made my day, Razor. XD...awesome
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In regard to the ladies... or lack thereof: Just remember that it's about quality, not quantity. And when you do meet a lucky lady, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!

HolyJaw
#29 Posted: : Monday, August 24, 2009 2:55:31 PM
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WDF? wrote:
My presence should be enough of a compliment to you.


Also, Holyjaw is on an "internet cool-dude" streak right now.


I'm not quite sure how I feel being compared to Brosnan..
silverwasp wrote:
Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....

Yes.... Same parents


WarMachine wrote:
meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
TripleBam
#30 Posted: : Monday, August 24, 2009 3:56:15 PM
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:
You mean that's not you in my titties??

THEN WHO IS IT? D:

There's a mallard in your mammaries.






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