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Possibly the ugliest person alive today.. Options
SirLordPoop
#31 Posted: : Friday, July 07, 2006 9:31:28 PM
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You guys are just being picky.  After 12 beers, a hole is a hole
TheShit5billion
#32 Posted: : Friday, July 07, 2006 9:52:50 PM
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SirLordPoop wrote:
You guys are just being picky.  After 12 beers, a hole is a hole

 

 

well idk man i think id fuck a dude in the ass before that

I like what you guys put while I was away, but I think it was best that I changed it.
bloodhands
#33 Posted: : Friday, July 07, 2006 10:02:59 PM
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2 beers and a wig, or a mullet, same thing
I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings.
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WDF? wrote:
Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it.
WARNING!
Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.


-YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
Cantrip
#34 Posted: : Friday, July 07, 2006 10:04:36 PM
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Beauty is only a lightswitch away.
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Filliam H. Muffman
#35 Posted: : Friday, July 07, 2006 10:47:39 PM
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Solution:



get your ass to mars
Dragon
#36 Posted: : Friday, July 07, 2006 11:18:38 PM
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You never know what her holes could look like.  From the looks of her piercings, Id say she would have so many piercing on her vagina, that it looks like it is stiched up.

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The_Spaniard
#37 Posted: : Friday, July 07, 2006 11:25:43 PM
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bloodhands wrote:
Hes still a virgin, he would have sex with a 92 year old woman who hasnt had anything go into her twat in 50 years
You know you elbow meat is the exact same texture as a 94 year old womans nipples.  If your so fucking horny just twist on those for a bit and cream your pants.
TheShit5billion wrote:

SirLordPoop wrote:
You guys are just being picky.  After 12 beers, a hole is a hole

 

 

well idk man i think id fuck a dude in the ass before that



Seconded.
Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
Solution:




Chef's pleasure bag?
[01:34] whutdufk: I love you Spaniard
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I love you Spaniard

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I love you Spaniard <3
Bike
#38 Posted: : Saturday, July 08, 2006 12:32:13 AM
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Is this one of those optical illusions?  I think so.  If I stare at it long enough I can see something in the form of a person.

{pDs} Lead Salad: bike why did you change your name
Jessica343: so I can get heals
{pDs} Lead Salad: oh damn good idea
{pDs} Lead Salad has changed their name to {pDs} Lead Salad (is a girl)
Jessica343: hahah
SaccharineDreams
#39 Posted: : Saturday, July 08, 2006 7:47:54 AM
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Hell. I am fucking going to Hell.  But I can't stop laughing! If she didn't wear so much damn eyeliner, it wouldn't stick out so much, lol.
I love how you guys say you would fuck another guy in the ass before an ugly chick. During drunk spin the bottle, most refuse to kiss another guy even after many shots of straight-up vodka.
IamDonSharp
#40 Posted: : Saturday, July 08, 2006 8:14:09 AM
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I'd hit it. 
TerribleNate wrote:
Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder.



Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.

stealth
#41 Posted: : Saturday, July 08, 2006 8:34:38 AM
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I'd take it in the ass before hitting that..
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TheShit5billion
#42 Posted: : Saturday, July 08, 2006 9:11:29 AM
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stealth wrote:
I'd take it in the ass before hitting that..

 

yea i would much rather take it in the ass then risking sticking my dick in some hole where when i take it out it will probly just fall right ot the floor

I like what you guys put while I was away, but I think it was best that I changed it.
IamDonSharp
#43 Posted: : Saturday, July 08, 2006 9:58:15 AM
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Well well well,   we've got a few fellows here that would like it in the ass. Shit, just cause her face is beat with a stick don't mean the rest is, but I guess if you want it in the bum you want it in the bum, I'm not knocking ya, but there's about 40 billion other things I'd rather do then take it up the rear.
TerribleNate wrote:
Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder.



Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.

stealth
#44 Posted: : Saturday, July 08, 2006 10:39:18 AM
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Me too, but fucking THAT is not one of them.

I guess it all depends on how much pain you're willing to endure, physical (from buttsechs) or physcological (from beastiality).
Bike wrote:
I like to make werewolf movies.


IamDonSharp
#45 Posted: : Saturday, July 08, 2006 11:14:23 AM
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I'm sure [s]he has a wonderful personallity, you guys are way too superficial.
TerribleNate wrote:
Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder.



Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.

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