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He may be furry, but he is the only son I have. I have been training him to hate headcrabs for about 1.5 years. I figure if the Combine does exist, I will be prepared with more than just a damn crowbar. I will be equipped with a headcrab hound.
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"Who the fuck is Leon Switch and why does he know we have a dog?" - Mrs. Giller
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I'm proud of your son. If I was a pedophile, I'd diddle him all day. Good thing I'm not, so I'd just scratch himbehind the ears. If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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Muffalopadus wrote:I'm proud of your son. If I was a pedophile, I'd diddle him all day. Good thing I'm not, so I'd just scratch himbehind the ears. ....what the hell muff? I'm bragr and even I'm saying wtf. That's saying something.
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"No, you can't have the headcrab" "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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I don't think he hates that headcrab so much as he enjoys shaking it like a rat... Well, either way, I guess you're safe from the Combine... and you have a cute buddy to fight them off with. :3 wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!! 
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Hmm...maybe I should consider training my dog in the event of headcrabs and zombies. DredNaught wrote:In regard to the ladies... or lack thereof: Just remember that it's about quality, not quantity. And when you do meet a lucky lady, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
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Our son is the best! Not only is a cold-blooded killer of headcrabs but he is also my little snuggle buddy! :)
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Mrs. Giller [GwDR wrote:]Our son is the best! Not only is a cold-blooded killer of headcrabs but he is also my little snuggle buddy! :) ....wasn't expecting you to smile while announcing you had replaced me *sniffles*
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Mr. 12 wrote:Hmm...maybe I should consider training my dog in the event of headcrabs and zombies. SIDE NOTE: Email me pl0x <---@gmail silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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