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#1 Posted: : Wednesday, January 06, 2010 1:44:49 PM
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Japanese whalers are scary motherfuckers:



There is more video here.

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#2 Posted: : Wednesday, January 06, 2010 3:15:41 PM
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I thought this was appropriate to the title of this thread.

"...as huge chunks of whale blubber fell everywhere."

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#3 Posted: : Wednesday, January 06, 2010 3:27:38 PM
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Aww..I thought this was going to be about Starcraft.
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#4 Posted: : Wednesday, January 06, 2010 4:42:31 PM
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Super Penguin wrote:
I thought this was appropriate to the title of this thread.

"...as huge chunks of whale blubber fell everywhere."


Oh God that video never ceases to make me giggle. I mean, really? The only thing they could think of was dynamite?

...Oh who am I kidding, I would've suggested that too...
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#5 Posted: : Wednesday, January 06, 2010 4:59:40 PM
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The japs are pretty serious about killing their whales, they make a lot of money off of it. I mean they get a lot of research done.
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they're doing god's work.
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#7 Posted: : Wednesday, January 06, 2010 10:01:45 PM
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It's been awhile since Sea Shepherd sunk any whalers, now that the Japanese fleet has shown their willingness to kill people to continue the whale slaughter I think this is likely to change. I'm pretty sure Sea Shepherd has at least one former icebreaker in their fleet, if not I'm sure they can buy one cheap now that all the ice is melting. Their crazy futuristic biodiesel powered ship was fucking awesome while it lasted, it holds the record on fastest powered circumnavigation.

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#8 Posted: : Wednesday, January 06, 2010 10:10:02 PM
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I totally saw that crazy ship in Hamburg, Germany. It was all silver and stuff though.
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I'm just hoping the whalers get fuckin automated lazer cannons or nanites that are programmed to seek pansy liberals and turn them into playstation 3s. I mean come on, it's Japan, they gotta have something in the works right?
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#11 Posted: : Thursday, January 07, 2010 10:35:24 AM
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This reminds me of the scene in Reno 911: Miami where Dangle and Garcia get called to a topless beach to deal with a dead whale. Where of course they end up using dynamite. But before that the entire crew ends up coming in to try and "push" the whale back into the ocean where eventually Junior ends up going inside the whale via whale orifice. Comes out covered in whale slime.

Unfortunately no video cause obviously it has boobies in it. So whats better then boobies, with explosions of whale?

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#12 Posted: : Thursday, January 07, 2010 10:55:52 AM
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Lead Salad wrote:
I'm just hoping the whalers get fuckin automated lazer cannons or nanites that are programmed to seek pansy liberals and turn them into playstation 3s. I mean come on, it's Japan, they gotta have something in the works right?


They do have all the current high-tech anti-pirate tech loaded on their whaling fleet, the sonic weapons are supposed to be pretty effective. Maybe next year we'll see the automated laser cannons or the Japanese version of those new flesh burning radiation weapons the US military has been testing in Iraq.

I don't think it's very accurate to describe anyone willing to travel to one of the most dangerous places on earth and confront armed whalers backed by a sovereign nation as a pansy liberal. Maybe that's just me though, I'm not really sure what a pansy liberal actually is.
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#13 Posted: : Thursday, January 07, 2010 11:09:53 AM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
They do have all the current high-tech anti-pirate tech loaded on their whaling fleet, the sonic weapons are supposed to be pretty effective. Maybe next year we'll see the automated laser cannons or the Japanese version of those new flesh burning radiation weapons the US military has been testing in Iraq.

I don't think it's very accurate to describe anyone willing to travel to one of the most dangerous places on earth and confront armed whalers backed by a sovereign nation as a pansy liberal. Maybe that's just me though, I'm not really sure what a pansy liberal actually is.


A pansy is someone who goes out on a boat and doesn't fuck whalers.
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#14 Posted: : Thursday, January 07, 2010 1:00:07 PM
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Lead Salad wrote:
A pansy is someone who goes out on a boat and doesn't fuck whalers.


Have you ever gone out on a boat and fucked whalers?
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#15 Posted: : Thursday, January 07, 2010 1:18:34 PM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
Have you ever gone out on a boat and fucked whalers?


Yes....but I enjoyed it, so that makes me gay...am I still a pansy?
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