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Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Sunday, July 09, 2006 9:06:06 AM
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I just watched a new show called "The Dudesons" on Spike TV. It’s touted as the show which started long before Jackass. Four dudes from Finland with a video camera and too much time on their hands.

I saw:

Blindfolded car jump.

Darts to a target painted on a guy’s belly.

Guy whacked by hockey stick to bare back and ass.

Two beer bottles broken on guy’s head.

Hockey stick through spokes of bike as guy is riding - flip.

Scantily-clad cowgirls.

Cowgirl smacking guy on the back with shovel.

Tasting of horse cud.

Lawn skiing behind a horse.

Baseball bat to the balls of a guy sleeping. Ouch.

Shovel to face.

Knee in balls when expecting shovel to face.

Car driven off flatbed. Flips into ditch.

Golf balls through their house windows.

Guy who loses thumb.

Pigfoot to the balls.

Skateboard off roof.

Rigged outhouse so guy falls into cesspool.

One guy jumps a car over another car and trailer moving in opposite direction. Not sure if the last guy was okay or not. Tune in next week for the answer.

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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stealth
#2 Posted: : Sunday, July 09, 2006 9:32:09 AM
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So fucking stupid

it didnt start before jackass, the only reason it's on the air is because bam margera likes finnish people.
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#3 Posted: : Sunday, July 09, 2006 10:46:44 AM
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Aww I missed it. :(
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Cantrip
#4 Posted: : Sunday, July 09, 2006 10:57:00 AM
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Schedule:

http://tvshows.aol.com/show/-/EP83959300011/upcoming

And I'm not rating the show, just reporting on it.  However, the bat to the sleeping guy's balls is worth it.

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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