Dante's inferno - EA's new cover. RAWR! Options
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#1 Posted: : Friday, January 15, 2010 2:43:40 PM
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Have you seen this shit?! I THINK ITS HILARIOUS!

THey haven't changed anything in the epic poem, just applied this fancy cover that completely misrepresents the allegory! Rofl.
I personally love the audacity required by EA to put this out there!



I wonder how long they will read before they realize that Dante never whips out a spine shafted scythe or crucifix dagger?

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#2 Posted: : Friday, January 15, 2010 9:53:11 PM
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THIS pisses you off?

Did you know there was a second season of Legend of the Seeker? And it's more bastardized than the first season?? THAT should piss you off more than this! :P
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#3 Posted: : Saturday, January 16, 2010 12:31:29 AM
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:
THIS pisses you off?

Did you know there was a second season of Legend of the Seeker? And it's more bastardized than the first season?? THAT should piss you off more than this! :P

Im not pissed....i genuinely think its just very funny.

But learning that there was a second season of the seeker is pretty bad. So does it follow the stone of tears at all?

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#4 Posted: : Saturday, January 16, 2010 3:15:13 PM
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Everytime I see Legend of the Seeker I imagine the director/writers really just want to see Xena come back so they decided to do it w/ Goodkind's books. Its been playing on Scifi (Syfy) lately
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#5 Posted: : Saturday, January 16, 2010 5:28:35 PM
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I had no idea that was the COVER FOR THE ACTUAL BOOK instead of the game.

Holy. Mother. Of. God.

I have lost more of my faith in humanity.

I do, however, enjoy Penny Arcade's response to EA.

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#6 Posted: : Saturday, January 16, 2010 7:15:01 PM
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LOL! at Moby Dick xD

Giller: they're looking for the Stone of Tears...that's about the only thing that resembles the book. The part that ticks me off most is that they vilified Denna like they vilified Giller in the first season. To me, those two were the unsung heroes of Wizard's First Rule and Stone of Tears.

They're also cock-blocking Richard and Kahlan like there's no tomorrow! It drives me crazy! They've already sort of screwed over the book's explanation for them being able to be together (the fact that he already loves her so her confessing him wouldn't matter), so I have no idea how they're going to fix that... But it's kind of like a car accident: I know I shouldn't watch it, but I can't help myself!

Cecil: I freak'n loved Xena...but yeah, Sam Raimi needs to know when to call it quits!
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#7 Posted: : Saturday, January 16, 2010 10:19:55 PM
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:
LOL! at Moby Dick xD

Giller: they're looking for the Stone of Tears...that's about the only thing that resembles the book. The part that ticks me off most is that they vilified Denna like they vilified Giller in the first season. To me, those two were the unsung heroes of Wizard's First Rule and Stone of Tears.

They're also cock-blocking Richard and Kahlan like there's no tomorrow! It drives me crazy! They've already sort of screwed over the book's explanation for them being able to be together (the fact that he already loves her so her confessing him wouldn't matter), so I have no idea how they're going to fix that... But it's kind of like a car accident: I know I shouldn't watch it, but I can't help myself!

Cecil: I freak'n loved Xena...but yeah, Sam Raimi needs to know when to call it quits!



Sure the show may be rather bad. But it's hard to not watch it with so much eye candy (i.e. two main chicks...in leather).

Schhhaaaawwwiiinng! :) That's right. I did it. I brought back a 90's reference. Deal with it.
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#8 Posted: : Sunday, January 17, 2010 12:24:42 AM
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DredNaught wrote:
Sure the show may be rather bad. But it's hard to not watch it with so much eye candy (i.e. two main chicks...in leather).


OK, you've got a fine point there... I'm totally a lesbian for Cara and Kahlan.

...And Denna too...

...And all the Mord-Sith, lol xD
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#9 Posted: : Sunday, January 17, 2010 1:22:16 PM
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Dante's Inferno Test

What circle of Hell will you inhabit?
(I got Purgatory)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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#10 Posted: : Sunday, January 17, 2010 2:34:55 PM
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Dante's Inferno Test

What circle of Hell will you inhabit?
(I got Purgatory)


I got "Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis"
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#11 Posted: : Sunday, January 17, 2010 3:08:25 PM
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#12 Posted: : Sunday, January 17, 2010 8:21:00 PM
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