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 So today's the big 22. Er, was. I worked, went to lunch, drank, went to dinner, drank, went to a friend's house and watched some movies, drank, went to another friends house and drank. And for some reason, despite all the cigarettes, booze, and "female friends," all I could think of was how much work I have to do for school. Growing up sucks. I'm still considering heading down the street until the strip club closes just to make myself feel stupid and immature again. Best present so far: this girl I drive home from class every day gave me a bowl to smoke. 2-year abstinence.... say good-bye. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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Razor wrote:Happy birthday, HJ. There's a joke in here somewhere...I just can't quite put my finger on it (that's what she said) And happy birthday HolyJaw.  HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing Cantrip wrote:For all you know, you may have been dessert on a day-long cock-feast.
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In order to save on topics, today is also my birthday, turning 22 as well. happy birthday to us holyjaw In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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BIRTHDAYS! You are all not special. There are millions of other people who have birthdays on the exact same day as you. Get over it. Also, eat cake and use today as an excuse to be selfish! :D I also suck dicks for the above sentences. If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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Yay for February birthdays! Mine was on the 15th.  Quote:Razor: As hard as one might try no one will ever be able to pull one over on Super Penguin. Backpack of Win
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I've posted the NOFX video too many times. Happy birthday, Holyjaw. Safety + Peace
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Muffalopadus wrote:BIRTHDAYS! You are all not special. There are millions of other people who have birthdays on the exact same day as you.
Get over it.
Cool story, bro. Happy B-day, HolyJaw! =D DredNaught wrote:In regard to the ladies... or lack thereof: Just remember that it's about quality, not quantity. And when you do meet a lucky lady, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
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. .You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Rank: Fuckstick
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Happy belated Birthday, yo! :D wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!! 
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