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#1 Posted: : Monday, March 01, 2010 2:55:34 PM
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What the fuck?

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March 1, 2010 - Portal Update Released

Updates to Portal have been released. The updates will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted.

Portal

Changed radio transmission frequency to comply with federal and state spectrum management regulations
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#2 Posted: : Monday, March 01, 2010 3:10:05 PM
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Uhhhh...........I bet valve is being tricky.

If not...then....WTF?!
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#3 Posted: : Monday, March 01, 2010 3:48:05 PM
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Muffalopadus wrote:
Uhhhh...........I bet valve is being tricky.

If not...then....WTF?!

Maybe they mention a frequency in the game that has been reassigned and the law has its head up its ass. Or maybe the true intention of portal is to give everyone cancer.
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#4 Posted: : Monday, March 01, 2010 3:50:26 PM
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Apparently there is a new portal achievement called Transmission Received.

http://steamcommunity.co...ats/Portal/achievements/
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#5 Posted: : Monday, March 01, 2010 6:53:22 PM
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[quote=bragr]Apparently there is a new portal achievement called Transmission Received.

http://steamcommunity.co...ts/Portal/achievements/[/quote]


I always wondered about that radio in the first room. I always tried to flush it.
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#6 Posted: : Monday, March 01, 2010 10:19:07 PM
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#7 Posted: : Monday, March 01, 2010 11:35:19 PM
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yeah the official forums are freaking out over this. apparently there are also some audio files included...all prefixed with "dino"

better yet, each file has image code in it with some reeeaally strange images.

this is the valve conspiracy engine at full steam (pun intended)

http://forums.steampower...howthread.php?t=1169218


also there was a stream of morse code, some of which read "whoa there cowboy" or sumesuch. its all over at the steam forums.
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#8 Posted: : Tuesday, March 02, 2010 12:53:42 AM
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So I guess this finally explains 9/11.
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#9 Posted: : Tuesday, March 02, 2010 6:47:18 AM
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Looks like one of two things - 1: spoilers for Portal 2. Every image has Aperture Science watermarked on the pictures. Nothing much is discernible to me when glancing through them at work. I spied the formula pi*r^4 I think...also a mouse trap. ITS A TRAP???

2: Its one of those puzzle games that have been gaining popularity. Valve leaks out some info, people find it, then figure out whatever it is Valve is leaking. They're tricky like this. I'm guessing its number 2.
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#10 Posted: : Tuesday, March 02, 2010 7:56:11 AM
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Muffalopadus wrote:
Looks like one of two things - 1: spoilers for Portal 2. Every image has Aperture Science watermarked on the pictures. Nothing much is discernible to me when glancing through them at work. I spied the formula pi*r^4 I think...also a mouse trap. ITS A TRAP???

2: Its one of those puzzle games that have been gaining popularity. Valve leaks out some info, people find it, then figure out whatever it is Valve is leaking. They're tricky like this. I'm guessing its number 2.


Or... it could be EPISODE THREE :O

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?s=933b2bb075051a3860facf1b4dd5d01d&t=1169929&page=2
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#11 Posted: : Tuesday, March 02, 2010 8:02:09 AM
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OMG!
After looking through that steam forum thread I think that gamers should have no trouble with getting a job in signals analysis from the NSA.
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#12 Posted: : Tuesday, March 02, 2010 12:03:15 PM
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Seriously, the stuff that they found is incredible.
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#13 Posted: : Tuesday, March 02, 2010 12:33:30 PM
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to sum up whats been happening:

steam wrote:
-Portal gets surprise update March 1st
-People see new mystery achievement
-People play and see the radio in the beginning room now has a green light
-Carry it around and notice it makes strange broadcast interference noises in certain places
-Locate and place all 26 of these mystery radios for achievement
-Smart people yank .wav files out of game content folders and run them through SSTV programs [ http://i49.tinypic.com/s4b7zn.jpg ] [Edit: link should work now. Yes, it's darker than the original.]
-Produces 22 cryptic image files in a numbered sequence, 4 morse code
-Somebody runs the number string through an md5 hash translator and gets a landline number
-Internet traces it to Kirkland, WA (near Valve HQ)
-People find out its not a phone/fax line but a data line hosting a BBS and telnet it
-Use a clue from one of the files to figure out the BBS user/password login info [backup/backup]
-End up with a bunch of weird ASCII artwork:
http://img294.imageshack...portalasciienhanced.png

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#14 Posted: : Tuesday, March 02, 2010 1:22:56 PM
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Apparently this is how steam pulls in more gamers/hackers/ect. If you made this puzzle hard enough you could use it to find employees for certain applications.. The winner gets a job!
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#15 Posted: : Tuesday, March 02, 2010 1:46:14 PM
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virus wrote:
OMG!
After looking through that steam forum thread I think that gamers should have no trouble with getting a job in signals analysis from the NSA.


I agree. I'm too stupid to figure out what they did... =(
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