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Nova
#1 Posted: : Monday, July 10, 2006 1:48:43 PM
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i was minding my own business, then the knife that i was cutting this pineapple with suddenly slipped and sliced my finger. anything happen to you?

Cantrip
#2 Posted: : Monday, July 10, 2006 2:20:50 PM
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Hmm.  I was trying to squeeze out of my car in a tight parking space at lunch and I must have pulled a muscle in my back.  What's even more funny is I had the unopened bill in my hand from the one and only time that I went to a chiropractor this past May - for the exact same area.  I thought of calling him again but upon viewing the charge for the last visit, I'm going to wait to see if it fixes itself instead.
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Twitchy
#3 Posted: : Monday, July 10, 2006 2:25:48 PM
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I slept late, and had lunch at Denny's.


Filliam H. Muffman
#4 Posted: : Monday, July 10, 2006 2:37:09 PM
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Talked to a friend who claims that my history teacher is a communist.
get your ass to mars
llenta
#5 Posted: : Monday, July 10, 2006 3:54:08 PM
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typical brain dead monday morning.  took me 10 minutes to convince myself that 3 days from saturday is tuesday and not monday. 
bloodhands
#6 Posted: : Monday, July 10, 2006 4:01:46 PM
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went to work, fucked around untill my district manager came in. didnt realize he walked into my area (where i was nowhere near) and chilled there for a few minutes. saw him, so i walked back. made up some stupid excuse that noone in there right mind would beleve...

he was smiling... i think he wants to fire me. =(

oh well

I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings.
Grumpy wrote:
WDF? wrote:
Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it.
WARNING!
Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.


-YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
TheShit5billion
#7 Posted: : Monday, July 10, 2006 5:06:13 PM
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shoveld liek 2 tons or dirt for a house im working on...sore back also
I like what you guys put while I was away, but I think it was best that I changed it.
SaccharineDreams
#8 Posted: : Monday, July 10, 2006 6:03:12 PM
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I sewed faux leaves onto my Poison Ivy costume, which is torture in itself ><

IamDonSharp
#9 Posted: : Monday, July 10, 2006 6:11:29 PM
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Smoked like 10 cigs, cut some trees down at work with a shitty saw.  Played some hl2ctf. umm. . . . . . . . . Had a cup of dunkin donuts coffee. Spammed wdfnews' forums :-D
TerribleNate wrote:
Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder.



Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.

WDF?
#10 Posted: : Monday, July 10, 2006 6:41:26 PM
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Turned in my first major paper for english 201, Found out a friend of mine's sister is in the same class... Made some food.

buzzsaw
#11 Posted: : Monday, July 10, 2006 6:52:35 PM
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I sat on my ass allday in front of the computer/TV enjoying my day off from work

Oh yeah, and I got this nifty new sig
{pDs}Texas Tim
#12 Posted: : Monday, July 10, 2006 7:33:48 PM
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Did nothing all day.
MY SIGNATURE IS BIG AND GREEN.
Sir.Crapsalot
#13 Posted: : Monday, July 10, 2006 11:18:54 PM
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Slept in later for school (I was pissed about that)

Went to work for 6 houres and ended up leaving late because some ass of a sales man sold a car at closing that i had to wash.

For lunch and dinner i hate some of the 8 pounds of buffalo wings that i bought on sunday and after two days I'm now down to 4 pounds

MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
"Craps Alert"
camelspit
#14 Posted: : Monday, July 10, 2006 11:58:16 PM
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LOL BUZZSAW'S AVATAR FTW!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

anyway um...nothing today but a couple days ago at work i literally seared my arm on the mu shu steamer.  >_<  and today i was trying to yank one of the hairs out of the way and it started pussing...my girlfriend leaves for japan tomorrow...

SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend
SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box

3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
Sir.Crapsalot
#15 Posted: : Tuesday, July 11, 2006 12:08:42 AM
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{pDs} camelspot wrote:
couple days ago at work i literally seared my arm on the mu shu steamer.  >_< 

I told you, you were going to burn yourself one of these days

and look what you have gone and done

lol

MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
"Craps Alert"
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