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I'm a year older, today. I have forced people to love me and shower me with gifts elsewhere, through aggression and threats, so I will do the same here. Commence the lulz and shameless puns about my virginity at said age. =| DredNaught wrote:In regard to the ladies... or lack thereof: Just remember that it's about quality, not quantity. And when you do meet a lucky lady, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
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Happy birthday.
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"Who the fuck is Leon Switch and why does he know we have a dog?" - Mrs. Giller
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Way to not die another year 12. Evading death for 22 years is pretty awesome. Just think, being a virgin really plays well towards the whole "not dying" streak. Sex leads to death 12, I'm pretty sure if you can make it to 50 a virgin you get to just live forever until you do find a mate. (which is not likely for a 50 year old game designer) Enjoy your immortal, sexless life 12.
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Rumour wrote:Way to not die another year 12. Evading death for 22 years is pretty awesome. Just think, being a virgin really plays well towards the whole "not dying" streak. Sex leads to death 12, I'm pretty sure if you can make it to 50 a virgin you get to just live forever until you do find a mate. (which is not likely for a 50 year old game designer)
Enjoy your immortal, sexless life 12. WOW thats harsh Happy Birthday {pDs} Muffalopadus [DI]: I'm running around throwing dildos at people naked while riding a unicicle Well, Star Wars Galaxies got into a massive head on collision with a truck carrying gasoline, causing a massive explosion. Star Wars Galaxies was then taken from the wreckage, raped, and beat the **** out of. It is now in a comatose, charred state, while on life support. 
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Rank: The Number 12 Personified
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Rumour wrote:Way to not die another year 12. Evading death for 22 years is pretty awesome. Just think, being a virgin really plays well towards the whole "not dying" streak. Sex leads to death 12, I'm pretty sure if you can make it to 50 a virgin you get to just live forever until you do find a mate. (which is not likely for a 50 year old game designer)
Enjoy your immortal, sexless life 12.  DredNaught wrote:In regard to the ladies... or lack thereof: Just remember that it's about quality, not quantity. And when you do meet a lucky lady, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
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Happy Bday #
way to avoid putting your ding-dong in any dingaloo's that you'd regret later.
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¡Feliz Cumpleaños, Señor Doce! Yeah.. I just had to be different..
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Happy birthday, and look at it this way, as a virgin, Muff can't give you herpes. ...not that I have herpes of course...
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bragr wrote:I have herpes of course... Happy b-day 12  HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing Cantrip wrote:For all you know, you may have been dessert on a day-long cock-feast.
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Happy Birthday 12! And as for the virginity, don't sweat it, you still aren't even old enough to rent a car!  Quote:Razor: As hard as one might try no one will ever be able to pull one over on Super Penguin. Backpack of Win
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Rank: The Number 12 Personified
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Super Penguin wrote:Happy Birthday 12! And as for the virginity, don't sweat it, you still aren't even old enough to rent a car! Coming from you, Super Penguin, I don't know how I should take that statement. D: DredNaught wrote:In regard to the ladies... or lack thereof: Just remember that it's about quality, not quantity. And when you do meet a lucky lady, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
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............................. Happy Birfth'day!You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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