Hello friends. April 11th marks 27 years on this earth for myself. 26 was one thing. It rolls off of the tongue and gives the false sense of security when reflecting on how little one has accomplished in life. "You're still young... this man-child attitude can last a little while longer..." 27, however, is an ugly, foul number. No longer do I feel the safe protection of my "20s." It is so polarizing, in fact, that I actually thought I was turning 26 this year until I stepped back and said "no... wait..." and thought about it. I know you old fucks will start spewing that "27, waaaaaaaah try 45" crap that you always say when people younger than you reflect on their aging. To that, I say, fuck a log. It's my birthday, so can it.

I started this community 13 years ago. The thought of that is staggering. I was so much different back then. It's frightening to step back and come to terms with the fact that life passes by so quickly. It doesn't feel as though it's been 13 years.

Anyway, my secretary of state, Caitlin, has organized a little shindig to commemorate my 27 years as a drain on society. I don't know if you can view this: WHIP THAT GHOST RIDER! or not, but it's the event page for my birthday. It'll be at The Garage in Seattle. I know none of you live anywhere even remotely close to Seattle, but I figured I'd invite you all the same. We'll have lanes (paid for) after 10pm. It'll be drunken celebration at an acceptable level (there won't be lasers. I shall have words with management).

If you can't make it, then consider sending me a thoughtful present or money. I know I haven't done anything for you all in years, but even after 27 years, I am convinced that the world revolves around me.

The last bit was a joke.





No it wasn't.



Hope you're all finding yourself and those you love in good health and happiness. I also hope you are happily finding good health in fondling yourself.


-WDF


P.S. For those of you interested in what's been occupying my time, Illuminist.net It's a little not updated, so sorry about that. Currently I am finishing up my sound design for The Mystery of Edwin Drood which opens in two weeks. You should support the arts and go see it.

Happy birthday, El Capitan.

Happy birthday, man.

I have the same problem reconciling the notion I'm no longer a kid. And I'm 32. With a kid.

Some day Duck and I will have better finances and actually be able to show up for these parties again!

Happy early birthday! :)

I'm tempted to go crash it. If I were you I would be more worried about giving Cantrip your location though. Oh wait, he probably already knows all that.

Happy 28th!

year old thread...wow. We need to get this place spruced up a bit or we're never getting any new hot girls here. And what's the point of a game-centered internet forum if not the hot girls?

Happy 28th Whut, I just turned 29 in March so screw you if you try and cry about feeling old.