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You may want to play some L4D to prepare yourself! http://www.huffingtonpos...led-miami_n_1548359.html wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!! 
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I heard about this...scary stuff O_O  Quote:Razor: As hard as one might try no one will ever be able to pull one over on Super Penguin. Backpack of Win
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I realize we now know the guy was high off his ass on some sort of drug, but really, why split hairs?? Dude ATE another dude's face! I mean, holy shit! I hope some plastic surgeons donate their time to the homeless man whose face is now destroyed. Poor guy! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!!
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Too lazy to search for the story, but the guy was high on "bath salts" that you can purchase on over the internet. Controlled drugs have a very specific chemical formula. These guys sell slightly-tweaked versions which are technically not illegal. The outfit which sold the bath salt posted a promo code for 15% off all bath salts on their website the day after the zombie story broke. And then there was a story on the victim - how he had attended some very prestigious high school in NY. Then the dude went into a spiral when his alcohol consumption got the better of him. I just found another story. Too tired to read all of it so I'll just leave it here. http://news.yahoo.com/an...pse-talk-004016398.html
Yeah, poor victim. Must have sucked not being able to get the guy to stop eating his face . . . for like 17 minutes, which is how long the attack lasted from the 911 call to the time the cops shot the attacker. Don't do drugs. Or rather, if you have to, do do drugs, just don't do bath salts. I need a beer . . . You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:Don't do drugs. Or rather, if you have to, do do drugs, just don't do bath salts. Seriously. Just legalize marijuana. No one high on weed has ever done anything like this. That synthetic stuff is scary as hell. I tried some of it not long ago and ended up in the hospital for the evening. I didn't eat anyone's face off, but my heart rate and blood pressure sky rocketed so badly they had to sedate me just to get it to return to normal. Long story short: scary shit. They need to get rid of it ASAP. wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!!
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:Seriously. Just legalize marijuana. No one high on weed has ever done anything like this. That synthetic stuff is scary as hell. [...] Haha. Yeah, I don't think I can recall hearing a scary story about marijuana. However, there are some that are funny as shit. Like this one (just funny): You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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LOL. xD Ok, I can laugh about it now, but at the time when that was happening to me it wasn't so funny! That's essentially what happened to me too. It messed with my concept of time and it was HORRIBLE. I guess I'll just stick to good ol' fashioned hooch! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!!
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