but you know it will be performed by our 13 y/o readers...

SEE!

Someone either didn't pay attention in science class or had a substitute for a science teacher.

On the issue of getting burned by cold, here's a cute story.  In Alaska, it gets really cold in winter. You have to plug your car into an electric socket to keep your engine block from freezing.  The cab stays at ambient temperature though.

So you have a drunk guy leave a bar and climb into his car.  Some folks keep a bottle of alcohol in the glove compartment, usually Vodka because it's the least odorless of the bunch.  So in a drunken state drunk guy decides he's going to have "one for the road."  He takes the vodka out and takes a huge swig.  However, alcohol has a really low freezing point.  The higher the proof, the lower that is. So if it's negative 30 degrees, the vodka will be also.  But the drunk is not thinking about this when he takes his swig.

It goes down the throat and burns.  It burns the mouth, which will scar, but it also burns the esophagus down to the stomach.  Guess what, that doesn't heal and you die because you can't do a transplant from another part of the body to replace it.

I was told this story by one who lived in Alaska for a number of years.  I countered that you could take other mucous membrane and do the job but he said you don't have enough surface area on your body to replace what was lost.

So I went on the internets and found a science journal entry describing the problem.  The solution?  Transplant part of the colon into the esophagus.  That's right, move the shitter to your throat.  The alternative is you can die.

well if these shit dicks would pass steam cell research then u could just have one built...and that is pretty crazy story i would of never thought about that..u kno u just wouldnt think its so cold it will kill u thanks for the info

very true... so when does it explode. when the water hits it??

Cantrip- what you said can be true, but one swig is not going to be enough to harm you.  i store my vodka in the freezer when i'm going to have people over and guess what, the freezer is -10 (most normal ones are -4).  when you take a swig, its passing down your throat too fast to cause that much damage.  possible if the person drank a lot of the -30 before it warmed you can get damage to your stomach lining, but not a swig.  i think your buddy from alaska is embellishing this a bit.

You are a bunch of fucking morons.

You are just as dumb.  What's next, you going to give a revolver to a 4 year old?