OWE SHIT, crazy badass motha fuckas better watch out, cuz ill be shoving billions 12 inch dick up there ass if they try to fuck with me now that im in nookie...

im sorry, in moments of joy i tend to have sexual and or violent oubursts of verbal emotion...huhhhhh

now then, ive gotta say im happier than a dick in shit that im in nookie

now who do i thank...humm

first and formost i would like to thank billion becuase he is the reason im here and becuase he is my hedero butt fucker

all the other members of the clan who warmed up to a sick bastard that they dont even know, especially the 7 who voted for me, i owe all 7 of you a lap dance...

taco bell, for making tacos.....plain and simple

tyra banks for showing the world her penis

arnold schwarzanegger for showing the world his tight and toned ass in terminator 3

miller

skoal

boobs

dogs who have sex with people

my right hand for always being there for me on those long lonely nights

the makers of "Men Alone II, The KY Connection" and "The Vagina Chronicles"

prince

girls who shave there vagina

the inventor of short skirts

umm, well the list goes on and on, all the ones who i left out i will let you have a free glimpse of the goat, kick free...

for more information on the goat, see billion...

thanks

taco man