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Whut's Camping Kit Options
Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Wednesday, July 19, 2006 12:01:42 AM
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So, Whut and Sirus are heading into the woods alone for some, um, camping:
http://wdfnews.com/Forums.aspx?g=posts&t=1336

Here are some suggested items for Whut's camping kit for this trip.

For the tummy:


For the funny and interesting images produced from this trip:


For the sore muscle mutual rubdowns in the evenings after hiking:


If you're going to have muscle rubdowns, you should do it in a sexy muscle shirt:


And if you're going to wear the sexy muscle shirt, you could also wear the sexy stockings too:


And at that point, you should also consider the sexy fuzzy neck boa:


And if you're all dressed up, perhaps a little bondage using bandages for wrist ties:


Or perhaps a little "let's play doctor" session in the wilderness:


What's this?  Some latex gloves?:


And even more latex?  Look, lube is included:


Ooh, there's even a monthly contest on their website:


Or, if you prefer oldschool bare-Brokeback style:


Or you could write a letter with a twelve-inch pen:


And since Cantrip does not condone smoking cigs after intimacy in a forrest fire-zone:


Last but not least, there's no price for peace of mind after teh Sirus sehcs:


Have fun "camping" you two.

 
You should be more like Cantrip.



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Sir.Crapsalot
#2 Posted: : Wednesday, July 19, 2006 12:18:16 AM
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hahahahaahhaha

what a camping list..........seems like there are going to be some interseting stories when they get back

lol nice one cantrip

Cantrip wrote:
So, Whut and Sirus are heading into the woods alone for some, um, camping

Technically they wont be alone for the hole time though

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"Craps Alert"
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#3 Posted: : Wednesday, July 19, 2006 8:00:42 AM
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Is it just me or is hte backround the same for every picture?  I'd say Cantrip has done this before.
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TerribleNate
#4 Posted: : Wednesday, July 19, 2006 8:45:31 AM
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individual wrote:
Is it just me or is hte backround the same for every picture?  I'd say Cantrip has done this before.


Hey thats my carpet you bastard!
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#5 Posted: : Wednesday, July 19, 2006 9:46:08 AM
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Sirus informed me that he's bailing.

Bike
#6 Posted: : Wednesday, July 19, 2006 11:11:07 AM
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Sir.Crapsalot wrote:

hahahahaahhaha

what a camping list..........seems like there are going to be some interseting stories when they get back

lol nice one cantrip

Cantrip wrote:
So, Whut and Sirus are heading into the woods alone for some, um, camping

Technically they wont be alone for the hole time though



...Oh, that's a terrible misunderstanding.  They won't be alone for the "whole" time... but they WILL be alone for the "hole" time ;)
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Sir.Crapsalot
#7 Posted: : Wednesday, July 19, 2006 1:01:43 PM
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WhutDuFuK? wrote:
Sirus informed me that he's bailing.

Why is Sirus bailing out?

MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
"Craps Alert"
WDF?
#8 Posted: : Wednesday, July 19, 2006 2:54:38 PM
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He doesn't feel he can manage 3 weeks.

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#9 Posted: : Wednesday, July 19, 2006 3:29:50 PM
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All you really need is a couple days alone together, no TV, no Video games, no deck of cards... that should solve most anything thats not 100% between you two.
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#10 Posted: : Wednesday, July 19, 2006 4:09:03 PM
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#11 Posted: : Wednesday, July 19, 2006 4:25:32 PM
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lol i can't wait for someone to use your computer then see gay porn on your recent searches LOL

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#12 Posted: : Wednesday, July 19, 2006 5:14:22 PM
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bloodhands wrote:
All you really need is a couple days alone together, no TV, no Video games, no deck of cards... that should solve most anything thats not 100% between you two.


Or make everything 90% worse.
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Cantrip
#13 Posted: : Thursday, July 20, 2006 9:43:14 AM
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WhutDuFuK? wrote:
He doesn't feel he can manage 3 weeks.

Aw.  Someone should let him know that it's common courtesy to let somone pitch after catching for a while, and certainly not for an entire three weeks.

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
llenta
#14 Posted: : Thursday, July 20, 2006 11:58:58 AM
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WhutDuFuK? wrote:
Sirus informed me that he's bailing.

this is where you say i don't care, its for the best.  then you kidnap him in a body bag and take him into the woods with you.  then he has to camp.

stealth
#15 Posted: : Friday, July 21, 2006 6:26:10 PM
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I dont like cantrip's grouping of that huge pen and the jelly..
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