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You guys may have heard of these jokes, but i didnt 
Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:
DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU CLICK THE LINK BELOW!!!
http://mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg
And..
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decides to hire
herself out as a handyman-type and starts canvassing a
wealthy neighborhood. She goes to the front door of
the first house and asks the owner if he has any jobs
for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch," the man says. "How
much do you charge?"
The blonde says, "How about 50 dollars?" The man
agrees and tells her that the paint and ladders that
she might need are in the garage. A short time later,
the blonde comes back to the door to collect her
money.
"You're finished already?" the man says. "Yes," the
blonde answers, "and I had paint left over, so I gave
it two coats." Impressed, the man reaches in his
pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde adds,
"that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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That oil one was quite funny man good find. I like what you guys put while I was away, but I think it was best that I changed it. 
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those didn't make me laugh  Fear the ING! -[Mr.]MaMa-*Bluecell*- -running -varmint
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Made me laugh LOL!lol jp jp!â„¢
PEACE IS ALL THE WORLD NEEDS...
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YOU ARE ALWAYS AGAINST ME i will try again another day..
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