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Don Sharp a cable guy??? Options
IamDonSharp
#1 Posted: : Monday, August 07, 2006 9:27:08 PM
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Yeah. . . So tomorrow I wake up at 7am and drive over to my brother in law's house so he can get me a job for comcast.  If this happens don't expect to see much of me for a good looooooong time seeing as I'm gonna be working as many hours as my body will let me each week.  Don't fret though, I'll be poking my head in from time to time to fuck with the new recruits and complain about stuff.  I'll keep all of you sexy beings up to date on what's going on with the upcoming D. Sharp Jr.

 

Daddy Don Sexual

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#2 Posted: : Monday, August 07, 2006 9:41:55 PM
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#3 Posted: : Monday, August 07, 2006 10:02:21 PM
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#4 Posted: : Monday, August 07, 2006 11:12:13 PM
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#5 Posted: : Monday, August 07, 2006 11:29:27 PM
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ha...wow....things haven't changed...lol
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#6 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 1:34:38 AM
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My dads a cable guy so we have free highspeed cable.
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WDF?
#7 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 1:59:45 AM
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COOOL @ U!

 

I only pay $120/m for my cable. >:(


llenta
#8 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 7:17:58 AM
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me too, don you need to make your way over to sacramento, comcast charges me too much.
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#9 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 10:20:18 AM
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get surewest llenta
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llenta
#10 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 12:45:30 PM
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what is that, i have never heard of them.
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#11 Posted: : Thursday, August 10, 2006 4:56:57 PM
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Cool, can you teach us all how to uncap our cable modems without getting caught? That would be totally comcastic.
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IamDonSharp
#12 Posted: : Thursday, August 10, 2006 5:09:53 PM
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Making 1,000 a week and getting health benifits is gonna be comcastic.  But yeah, I'll teach you suckers how to get one over on the evil cable company. Except Wacky, he made fun of my hopeful new jobby.  He's a posh little bitch, he sleeps on silk sheets probably...  Respect to all of my Blue Collar brothers here, remember what Tyler Durden said

"We cook your meals, we drive your ambulances, we connect your calls, we guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us!"

  love to all

Don Sharp

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Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder.



Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.

llenta
#13 Posted: : Thursday, August 10, 2006 10:43:53 PM
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$52,000 is more then poor old llenta is making right now.  maybe one day when he starts making more money he can get off the old analog cable line and actually get digital cable.  right now i'm enjoying the nice clear picture at my parents house because they have satalite, but when i go back home shortly, i will have to resort back to watching my crappy cable on a tv that is older then me
camelspit
#14 Posted: : Thursday, August 10, 2006 11:48:52 PM
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IamDonSharp wrote:

Making 1,000 a week and getting health benifits is gonna be comcastic.  But yeah, I'll teach you suckers how to get one over on the evil cable company. Except Wacky, he made fun of my hopeful new jobby.  He's a posh little bitch, he sleeps on silk sheets probably...  Respect to all of my Blue Collar brothers here, remember what Tyler Durden said

"We cook your meals, we drive your ambulances, we connect your calls, we guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us!"

  love to all

Don Sharp


lol

teach me oh mighty cable guy!

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WDF?
#15 Posted: : Friday, August 11, 2006 7:06:25 AM
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lol sorry, don. You set it up... I had to knock it down.

I want a job at the cable company now! What will you be doing?


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