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Xylicon: Forum Whisperer Options
WDF?
#1 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 2:13:51 AM
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Ladies and Gentlemen. Your posts suck. I'm just going to out and say it:

 

THIS FORUM HAS BEEN OVERCOME WITH GAY.

There is absolutely nothing worth reading in these boards anymore and as a general rule I just skim through titles now. If I don't reply to your post, it's because your title sucked. I don't recall a time when this board sucked this bad. Considering it's our new site too, that's a sad outlook.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. I've reinstated Xylicon as a moderator. I've titled him Forum Whisperer. He's here to stomp the fuck out of your posts.

Fun fact: Xylicon had originally had his privileges removed when I took a more conservative stance on post editing. This was about the same time I had my penis in a vice. However, he's back and he's unleashed. My penis is also fully healed. If your post is really stupid or lame, brace yourself for a fecal impaction.

Edit: From now on you'd better come to The Nyquil Bar with your big boy pants on. Feelings will be hurt. Keep your soft-core bullshit to the other forums.


Xylicon
#2 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 2:21:18 AM
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SirLordPoop
#3 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 2:28:13 AM
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Nice try you two!  You can't silence our voice!  Pussies of the world unite!!!!
Sirusdv
#4 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 4:07:38 AM
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Thank fucking god...
I read ALL your private messages.


"I don't want the salami." -WDF

WDF: I told her that she could come over if she brought beer.
Sirus: Wait, you made the recovering alcoholic bring beer?
WDF: This shouldn't surprise you, this is me we're talking about... It'll be a test.
JaseSpots
#5 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 11:13:20 AM
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finally..

Formally known as MrT
The film "Brokeback Mountain" was originally pitched as an off-beat romance starring MrT and WhutDuFuk. The sole reason the two legends declined the starring roles is because if MrT and WhutDuFuk were to kiss, there would be new meaning to the word homosexual...it would mean "obligation".
Cantrip
#6 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 11:26:28 AM
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Yeah.  That's probably directed at my string of recent "nice-nice" posts.  I'm really, really sorry if I offended anyone or caused the forums to drop in popularity.

On second thought, go fuck yourselves.

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
MaMa
#7 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 11:29:47 AM
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Well finally, these boards were getting boring

Fear the ING!
-[Mr.]MaMa-*Bluecell*-
-running
-varmint
Twitchy
#8 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 11:36:37 AM
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I agree we need more 4channess. (to a point olo)


SirLordPoop
#9 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 1:34:18 PM
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Cantrip wrote:

Yeah.  That's probably directed at my string of recent "nice-nice" posts.  I'm really, really sorry if I offended anyone or caused the forums to drop in popularity.

On second thought, go fuck yourselves.


I'm going to rub my penis in your face till you get a nosebleed

Valiss
#10 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 2:05:10 PM
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His new haircut means BUSINESS!!

TheShit5billion
#11 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 2:14:55 PM
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That color looks bad on you, should go with a light blue.
I like what you guys put while I was away, but I think it was best that I changed it.
Cantrip
#12 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 2:57:03 PM
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SirLordPoop wrote:
Cantrip wrote:

Yeah.  That's probably directed at my string of recent "nice-nice" posts.  I'm really, really sorry if I offended anyone or caused the forums to drop in popularity.

On second thought, go fuck yourselves.


I'm going to rub my penis in your face till you get a nosebleed

 

. . . Bring it.

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
camelspit
#13 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 3:26:19 PM
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Cantrip wrote:
SirLordPoop wrote:
Cantrip wrote:

Yeah.  That's probably directed at my string of recent "nice-nice" posts.  I'm really, really sorry if I offended anyone or caused the forums to drop in popularity.

On second thought, go fuck yourselves.


I'm going to rub my penis in your face till you get a nosebleed

 

. . . Bring it.



lost another one to meatcakes.

SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend
SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box

3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
TerribleNate
#14 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 6:24:53 PM
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Alright, what the fuck? you fuckers bitch and whine when I flame some fucking tard on this forum you fucking fems gets your bloody undies in a knot. Now you give free reign and everything is dandy?

Thats some fucking shit! I cant wait to flame the fuck out of all you panzy ass fucks.
Not The Face wrote:
nate burn in hell asswipe

Lead Salad wrote:
And he promises to beat up any suspicious negroes and their children as well.


Sirus touched me in my private message.
Cantrip
#15 Posted: : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 6:26:59 PM
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TerribleNate wrote:
Alright, what the fuck? you fuckers bitch and whine when I flame some fucking tard on this forum you fucking fems gets your bloody undies in a knot. Now you give free reign and everything is dandy?

Thats some fucking shit! I cant wait to flame the fuck out of all you panzy ass fucks.

 

. . . Bring it.

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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