Grab a burger and fry from Dick's Drive-in. I recommend it to anyone visiting Seattle. Also, pagliacci for pizza.

Check out our water front I guess.... not a whole lot to do here under 21.

Ride the ducks.

But seriously, eat at dicks. It's the greatest fast food restaurant ever. I need you to eat there and then compare it to in n out so I can laugh at Spaniard and jasespots.

The duck's are amusing I suppose. I'd also check out the Pike Place Market. That's always pretty fun. Go to the Science Center by Key arena on Queen Anne Hill (Dick's is very close).

Check out Broadway on Capitol Hill. That's a pretty wild part of town. (Another dick's there, make sure you hit one of them).

You've hit the waterfront already... cause the trolly's are kinda cute. Oh... more eating down by the water that's awesome seattle is the Spaggeti Factory. It's huge. The tables are made out of beds.

You're going to the (over-rated) space needle. Has bad expensive food... but the view is great. Don't eat there, instead head a couple blocks west to Dicks! Remember Dick's only takes cash and the menu is set. No custom orders (like I want pickles on this)

It's either a Burger, Cheeseburger, Delux, or Special. They list what's on them. The frys are world famous though (on a good day... hopefully you won't get lazy neglectful staff like sometimes happens).

If you can get tickets and there's a game going on, I'd hit up a Mariners game at safeco field. That stadium is a ton of fun regardless of whether or not you even like baseball, the teams playing, or if you care who wins or loses. It's just an awesome environment.

Could go swim in lake washington. The lake's pretty warm this time of year (You're here with shitty weather though).

If I think of anything else I'll let you know. I could show you around but I warn that I'm not much fun. Plus I spent the whole night puking from my little celebration. No chicken nuggets and vodka!

Xylicon is angry because he lives in Lompoc, California.

Lompoc:

Seattle:

Xylicon said the first photo was not lompoc in it's entirety... he then told me to post the current photo to show that, while lompoc is an ugly shit hole, they are more patriotic than seattle.