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I was a pretty hardkore eve-online gamer for a while.
A long time ago I played Magic the gathering card game. Yes, total nerd. So when they announced an eve card game... I jizzmed.
My cards finally arrived. I ordered a starter pack (two decks, one caldari and one gallente). I also bought a box of boosters which have everything from all races. A total of 470 cards.
My girlfriend offered to play with me to humor me. She picked the gallente deck, I picked the caldari. We didn't bother opening the boosters and simply played with the premade decks.
She beat my fucking ass.
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HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahaha Ha! (your ctrl+v has been courtiously owned by Sirusdv; please forward all complaints / comments to sirusdv@thefarmsuckingdonkeyballs.org)I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.  -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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LOOOOL!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! that is all.  SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box 3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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lol Sirus owned blood... how?
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Hey I used to play the Magic the Gathering card game..... hahahahha
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WDF? wrote:
I was a pretty hardkore eve-online gamer for a while.
A long time ago I played Magic the gathering card game. Yes, total nerd. So when they announced an eve card game... I jizzmed.
My cards finally arrived. I ordered a starter pack (two decks, one caldari and one gallente). I also bought a box of boosters which have everything from all races. A total of 470 cards.
My girlfriend offered to play with me to humor me. She picked the gallente deck, I picked the caldari. We didn't bother opening the boosters and simply played with the premade decks.
She beat my fucking ass.
Dude but wasn't it fun? And isn't that all that really matters?
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wow.....they make eve cards....sweet sexyness.... kekeke "Try to claim my fame....that's fatal...." -The RZA  
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Yes I have a set of cards too, heres just one of them. 
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Xylicon wrote:Yes I have a set of cards too, heres just one of them.
hahahaha where do u get these pictures lol!!!  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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Fucking James Bruce
....hey that mouth is open just enough for something hard and warm to fit inside it
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No kidding, not to say that you guys are, but to play a game like that with cards????? How is that not boring, I have never done it myself but I look at fags at school who do that and am liek WTF that looks so gay how could anyone sit there and play that shit. I like what you guys put while I was away, but I think it was best that I changed it. 
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Real men play cards. In the world of cards there are no lags, no camping, no cheats, just the man and his enemy face to face.
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SirLordPoop wrote:no cheats you can cheat with cards get your ass to mars
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When I read this topic I thought whut was talking about his penis. Now I feel let down. Not The Face wrote:nate burn in hell asswipe Lead Salad wrote:And he promises to beat up any suspicious negroes and their children as well. Sirus touched me in my private message.
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