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#1 Posted: : Wednesday, September 13, 2006 10:16:02 AM
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Time to dole out the humdrum awards and give props to the people who are total game sluts and have no time to do anything else but play on the beloved Tomb. This post will be updated whenever I feel it is warranted. Awards will stay until another {pDs} player gets it.

TODAY'S SUPER SLUTS

The I suck Dirty Harry's super long magnum shlong award
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United states{pDs} GivePeaceAChance (92 kills with .357 Magnum)
The at least I didn't use the SMG award
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United states{pDs} Nite [Recruit] (49 kills with AR2)
The amazingly L33t sK!LLz award - United states{pDs} SNâ—Źâ—ŹCH (3 kills with turret) *i killed u with ur own turret*
The Karma Ballz award - United states{pDs} Nite [Recruit] (44 kills with combine ball)
The Magic Wand award - United states{pDs}Saddamizer (6 kills with stun stick)
Teh Grav Gun Wizard award
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United states{pDs} SNâ—Źâ—ŹCH (33 kills with physics)
The Hittin' Bullseyes like Robbin' the Hood award - 
United states{pDs} elf (70 kills with the crossbow)
The Whut the Buck? award -
United states{pDs} Nite [Recruit] (320 kills with shotgun)
Old Red's Special Delivery -
United states{pDs} SNooCH (22 Kills with crowbar)
The Sorry Dick, but I don't like SMG Nades award - 
United states{pDs} SNooCH | CTF@ (29 kills with SMG grenade) *n00b*
The Red Barrels are Dangerous - Canada{pDs} Specter7 lsneaky sneakyl (4 kills with explosion)
The Exploding Dildo Award - United states{pDs}GYMMY (11 kills with OICW airburst)
Ass-Ass-Inator - United states{pDs} Nite [Recruit] (38 kills with Sniper)
Teh Plinker award -United states{pDs} AuFiSh (31 kills with pistol)
The N()()b Tube award - United states{pDs}GYMMY (15 kills with RPG)



Remember, strive to be the best - Stay away from the evil smg nades and airburst - Remember your physics kiddies!

You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
Cantrip
#2 Posted: : Wednesday, September 13, 2006 10:32:29 AM
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LOL.

If you had a "Best Target" or "Everybody's Best Bitch" award, I would win that easily.

Keep these coming!

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Business
#3 Posted: : Wednesday, September 13, 2006 10:36:16 AM
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if you want to dig up those stats big boy be my guest.
You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
Cantrip
#4 Posted: : Wednesday, September 13, 2006 10:38:29 AM
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No,no.  I'm entertained by what you've done, but it does look like lots of work.  You're a better man than me Charlie Brown for having done it.

; )

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#5 Posted: : Wednesday, September 13, 2006 11:51:48 AM
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I demand a recount!
I have 170 .357 kills.
Also, Gnar should get the "pick up a real gun already" award for his 171 pistol kills - it's his second most deadly weapon!


EDIT UPDATE: Er, nevermind - I see that is in a single day. Um, holy fuck in that case. I don't demand a recount!
Razor wrote:
Killing people is good therapy.


Bike
#6 Posted: : Wednesday, September 13, 2006 2:44:11 PM
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I'd also like to congratulate BARRACUDA for managing to snag the daily for orbs, smg nades, AND airbursts.  Way to whore!
{pDs} Lead Salad: bike why did you change your name
Jessica343: so I can get heals
{pDs} Lead Salad: oh damn good idea
{pDs} Lead Salad has changed their name to {pDs} Lead Salad (is a girl)
Jessica343: hahah
GrUmPy
#7 Posted: : Wednesday, September 13, 2006 3:22:27 PM
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::ANY NAME:: wrote:
The amazingly L33t sK!LLz award - United states{pDs} SNâ—Źâ—ŹCH (3 kills with turret) *i killed u with ur own turret*

I wonder where these came from ya basterd

During a maptest even

Once Known as Grumpy... Oh hell lets face it... I have and will always be Grumpy
llenta
#8 Posted: : Wednesday, September 13, 2006 4:06:09 PM
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if you had one for suicides, i would get that one.  well actually no i wouldn't because i don't do that on the tomb all that often, but i do that a lot map testing my own maps.  i think ever since i started mapping i slowly started getting worse and worse at playing.  i used to be ranked #1 on the old tomb and i would have to play like at least 3 hours a day to keep that rank from vince.  but now i don't care about rank and i spend more time mapping then actually playing.  oh well, i still get on a few times a week and have fun.

Business
#9 Posted: : Wednesday, September 13, 2006 5:08:28 PM
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Grumpy wrote:

::ANY NAME:: wrote:
The amazingly L33t sK!LLz award - United states{pDs} SNâ—Źâ—ŹCH (3 kills with turret) *i killed u with ur own turret*

I wonder where these came from ya basterd

During a maptest even



thats what ya get for testing on the tomb noob.
You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
GrUmPy
#10 Posted: : Wednesday, September 13, 2006 5:31:36 PM
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::ANY NAME:: wrote:
Grumpy wrote:

::ANY NAME:: wrote:
The amazingly L33t sK!LLz award - United states{pDs} SNâ—Źâ—ŹCH (3 kills with turret) *i killed u with ur own turret*

I wonder where these came from ya basterd

During a maptest even



thats what ya get for testing on the tomb noob.

Actually this is all Awwwww fault for using the turrrents in atomicgarden in the first place

Once Known as Grumpy... Oh hell lets face it... I have and will always be Grumpy
King Gojinn
#11 Posted: : Wednesday, September 13, 2006 7:41:28 PM
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llenta wrote:
if you had one for suicides, i would get that one. 


BS! That's mine! You may deny that in your next sentence and say no you wouldn't but it's still mine and I take offense to you claiming it initially!

Snooch! When I start playing more, you watch me on Pedestal especially, and you'll see my suicides. Dirtwork too. Hate that fucking map...nade my self to death to avoid giving people points. I give up in gun fights with Snooch and Gnar. I get Peace on a rare occasion too. I should check my kdr's with you boys... but I think I'd cry.

even though i have switched to mostly playing DOD i believe i still hold the record for deaths and suicides on ctf





[20:39] {pDs} t3h Cam3l: hey craig, how do i set up a private server?
[20:40] {pDs} t3h Cam3l: i want to teach my gf how to play and the crypt was empty but its starting to fill
[20:40] ҜịηĢ ĜŏĵĎŅņ: Fail.
llenta
#12 Posted: : Wednesday, September 13, 2006 8:19:12 PM
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my k/d ratio probably sucks.  i don't play enough to keep up my uber skills anymore.
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#13 Posted: : Thursday, September 14, 2006 10:59:01 AM
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Dirtwork = smg whoredom. Actually, so does 2fort. Actually, I'm just a big SMG whore these days. It's nice to be recognized for my achievement.

I think I deserve the "most improved magnum" award also - I used to suck horribly with that thing, now I only suck horribly with it on occasion.

My other award "worst nade cooker" - it's probably my number one source of suicides.
Razor wrote:
Killing people is good therapy.


Business
#14 Posted: : Thursday, September 14, 2006 3:23:37 PM
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bumped. congrats 2 specter7
You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#15 Posted: : Friday, September 15, 2006 3:37:04 PM
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One to add for today:

The hittin' bullseyes like Robin Hood award: {pDs} elf (70 kills with the crossbow)


I've got a few hours tonight to play so I'll be working on stealing the title :)
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Killing people is good therapy.


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