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Vince, Nate, you're not very funny today, so you don't get to post in this thread. This thread is for those of us who have to put up with pages and pages of micro-sized-font rantings.
The purpose of this thread is to give me, and others like me who don't want to squint to read the volumes of text in at least three other threads, a way to find out what this is all about. However, it has to be done in less than four sentences. This posting of giant block-paragraphs in tiny font is for the birds.
For example, if it were true that Vince and Nate had a lovers' spat, someone would post something like this:
It was a Sunday night and Vince and Nate could not remember whose turn it was to catch. Nate insisted it was Vince and Vince insisted it was Nate. So they got into an argument, threw lamps and heavy objects at each other and both stormed out of the house crying. Now neither one will be nice to the other unless they have angry make-up sex on the kitchen table while wearing funny animal masks, and humming the music to the helicopter scene in the movie Apocolypse Now. -For example.
So, someone, anyone, please summarize the garbage in the recent threads, or tell me what you think really happened behind the scenes, in four sentences or less. And Vince and Nate, you don't get to post. Okay, go.
You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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hold on let me get my guitar and sing a little song "if you got a problem with your love affair, cry to someone who cares, but dont cry to me." and a rare spelling error by Cantrip: So the got into an argument, threw lamps and heavy objectsYou wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
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::ANY NAME:: wrote:hold on let me get my guitar and sing a little song
"if you got a problem with your love affair, cry to someone who cares, but dont cry to me."
and a rare spelling error by Cantrip:
So the got into an argument, threw lamps and heavy objects
Yeah, I hit post instead of preview, but changed it before you posted, so you got me, kinda. And you missed another error which I corrected in the same edit. Now where are my four sentences? You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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the problem here is simple... nobody is getting enough action. yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:the problem here is simple... nobody is getting enough action.
pfft!   nottheballz: ask her if i will ever have sex again lol {pDs} Face: rosie nottheballz: na she stoped {pDs} Face: 2 timing bitch
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Wow, what a disappointment. I was really hoping that you were going to say something bad or offensive other than "Nate and Vince are gay hehehe". Thanks for trying though?
Maybe next time *try* a little more? Shit atleast the post vince made about my log was funny. This one is just sad. :(
I can see the conflict Cantrip had right now. "Im tired of reading these posts about Nate that I am not involved in. Why won't somone just love me????? Oh I know I'll make a post bitching about other posts about Nate! That will show them how smart I am!"
WTF is this retarded post even about? You are asking people to come up with reasons why me and vince are fighting because you simply aren't creative enough other than saying were gay. Anyways, welcome to the long list of people who I think are retarded.
Not The Face wrote:nate burn in hell asswipe Lead Salad wrote:And he promises to beat up any suspicious negroes and their children as well. Sirus touched me in my private message.
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Am i on that list?  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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No one is safe. Not The Face wrote:nate burn in hell asswipe Lead Salad wrote:And he promises to beat up any suspicious negroes and their children as well. Sirus touched me in my private message.
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shit, better watch my ass. Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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TerribleNate wrote:I can see the conflict Cantrip had right now. "Im tired of reading these posts about Nate that I am not involved in. Why won't somone just love me????? Oh I know I'll make a post bitching about other posts about Nate! That will show them how smart I am!"
LOL!
Ah, you missed the point. I wanted someone to summarize all the Vince/Nate posts because they're way to long for me to read. I'll bet it wouldn't take more than four sentences. And that example about you and Vince getting into a lovers' spat was the only thing I could come up with, seeing as I don't know what your conflict is about. I don't know if it's true or not. Probably, not, but that's what I want to know without having to sift through all of the other posts. I don't even care if the explainations are true; I, and others like me, just want a Readers' Digest of them.
If you want to give me four sentences, hey, I'll stop posting in this thread. Until then, like Yoda says in scene 132 of the Empire Strikes Back, "I'm curious, why are you here?"
And I really don't care if I'm not loved. Twitchy loves me and that's enough for me. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:
And I really don't care if I'm not loved. Twitchy loves me and that's enough for me.
That explains the, "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." signature.  plzz dnt spam myu tread ' - lol jp jp
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alowishus wrote:Cantrip wrote:
And I really don't care if I'm not loved. Twitchy loves me and that's enough for me.
That explains the, "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." signature.
Nah. Twitchy corrected someone on the forums and someone called him on it. Twitchy then said he "Pulled a Cantrip" or corrected someone on the boards. I have long since stopped doing that, but I swear, sometimes I say the corrections out loud to keep from posting them.
So to pull a Cantrip is to correct someone for a typo or grammar mistake. I've been reduced to a verb. : ( You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:alowishus wrote:Cantrip wrote:
And I really don't care if I'm not loved. Twitchy loves me and that's enough for me.
That explains the, "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." signature.
Nah. Twitchy corrected someone on the forums and someone called him on it. Twitchy then said he "Pulled a Cantrip" or corrected someone on the boards. I have long since stopped doing that, but I swear, sometimes I say the corrections out loud to keep from posting them.
So to pull a Cantrip is to correct someone for a typo or grammar mistake. I've been reduced to a verb. : (
actually you are still a noun... " A Cantrip"... its your being pulled that's the verb yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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Summerization,
Nate: bitching
Vince: Your an idiot
Nate: bitching and more bitching
Vince: there is something seriously wrong with you
Nate: bitching bitching and more bitching
Vince: Wow your REALLY an idiot
That sum it up?
MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote: "Craps Alert"
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MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:Cantrip wrote:alowishus wrote:Cantrip wrote:
And I really don't care if I'm not loved. Twitchy loves me and that's enough for me.
That explains the, "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." signature.
Nah. Twitchy corrected someone on the forums and someone called him on it. Twitchy then said he "Pulled a Cantrip" or corrected someone on the boards. I have long since stopped doing that, but I swear, sometimes I say the corrections out loud to keep from posting them.
So to pull a Cantrip is to correct someone for a typo or grammar mistake. I've been reduced to a verb. : (
actually you are still a noun... " A Cantrip"... its your being pulled that's the verb
YOU'RE RIGHT! YOU PULLED A CANTRIP! You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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