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IamDonSharp
#1 Posted: : Saturday, October 14, 2006 2:28:01 PM
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Today me and Mrs. Sharp went and got her a 3d ultrasound.  Here's my daughter at 27 weeks in utero.



Enjoy Fuckers.
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Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder.



Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.

tpractice
#2 Posted: : Saturday, October 14, 2006 2:40:57 PM
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Definitely gets her good looks from her mom. joking.  Pretty amazing Sharp. Have a name picked out yet?

KYFHO
#3 Posted: : Saturday, October 14, 2006 2:41:32 PM
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Looking good!


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Cantrip
#4 Posted: : Saturday, October 14, 2006 2:49:16 PM
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Woo-hoo! A baby's coming. Congrats.  We know it's yours 'cause it looks like you, minus the burger. Mmmm.  Burger Don, ahughghghghgagag.

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
MADDOG
#5 Posted: : Saturday, October 14, 2006 7:56:13 PM
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Congrats is that your first? And when is she due!


Bike
#6 Posted: : Saturday, October 14, 2006 10:10:38 PM
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Fucking amazing, IAmDaShit!
{pDs} Lead Salad: bike why did you change your name
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{pDs} Lead Salad has changed their name to {pDs} Lead Salad (is a girl)
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WDF?
#7 Posted: : Saturday, October 14, 2006 10:21:57 PM
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It's hideous.

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#8 Posted: : Sunday, October 15, 2006 1:06:37 AM
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It's way too accurate....I found out your last name!
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IamDonSharp
#9 Posted: : Sunday, October 15, 2006 3:35:07 AM
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How would I have guessed Wacky of all people would talk shit???

Oh, and I'm not married, so her last name isn't Sharp yet.  Sorry pal.

D Sexual
TerribleNate wrote:
Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder.



Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.

King Gojinn
#10 Posted: : Sunday, October 15, 2006 7:57:55 AM
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Ahahaha. Cool stuff




[20:39] {pDs} t3h Cam3l: hey craig, how do i set up a private server?
[20:40] {pDs} t3h Cam3l: i want to teach my gf how to play and the crypt was empty but its starting to fill
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WDF?
#11 Posted: : Sunday, October 15, 2006 1:23:05 PM
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It's nothing personal asshole. All babies are ugly. Especially in utero.

IamDonSharp
#12 Posted: : Sunday, October 15, 2006 1:52:36 PM
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In Utero was a really good album.  Wacky, you know I loves you baby, you silly goose.
TerribleNate wrote:
Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder.



Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.

WDF?
#13 Posted: : Sunday, October 15, 2006 1:58:10 PM
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Give me my stickers/

Twitchy
#14 Posted: : Sunday, October 15, 2006 4:30:10 PM
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$50 says she gets knocked up before she's 15


bloodhands
#15 Posted: : Monday, October 16, 2006 10:06:41 AM
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OH NO! SHARP POSTING CHILD PR0N!!!!!!!!!

lol, congrats man

I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings.
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WDF? wrote:
Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it.
WARNING!
Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.


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