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Start new, interesting drama! think of something original! stop bringing up the same old shit people, who cares...
you know how the us invaded Iraq cause they had WMD but didnt actually have WMD? yea... <insert tired old joke here>
We are tired of reading the same drama daily here too!
someone hax the site, but not actually hax the site (like the April fools thing back in April) or something else...
someone start stalking whut... or bring him beer!
someone join some random off the wall religion and give us your thoughts on it and try to recruit us into it while you get ready to go explore the world and convert cannibals. (i miss him)
Find someone named elf, learn his magical secret and demand cookies from him monthly
come on guys, start something *new* I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.  -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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Eat Shit Suckfucker! Not The Face wrote:nate burn in hell asswipe Lead Salad wrote:And he promises to beat up any suspicious negroes and their children as well. Sirus touched me in my private message.
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lol, that doesnt count... at least we had *new* drama weekly, that was fun I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here. -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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I actually agree with blood on this one though. Not The Face wrote:nate burn in hell asswipe Lead Salad wrote:And he promises to beat up any suspicious negroes and their children as well. Sirus touched me in my private message.
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yay!
I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here. -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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WTF is happening in this community when Nate and Blood start agreeing with each other. Whut Whut in the butt.
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pfft i still dont like em. Not The Face wrote:nate burn in hell asswipe Lead Salad wrote:And he promises to beat up any suspicious negroes and their children as well. Sirus touched me in my private message.
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What would really be scary would be Nate and Face agreeing with each other... 
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So I'm having sex this morning with her on top and she's bouncing up and down and getting some good air and slapping going. I thought I would assist her getting even more air by lifting on the up-stroke. Good idea in theory, only I slip out and she comes down on it hard, bending it in an unnaturally wrong angle about the middle. It hurt both of us and we had to stop for a few moments. It still hurts. Can one break one's dong? Or does this belong in the "Ask Auntie Twitchy" thread? You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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OUCH and yes its is possible.
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Cantrip wrote:
So I'm having sex this morning with her on top and she's bouncing up and down and getting some good air and slapping going. I thought I would assist her getting even more air by lifting on the up-stroke. Good idea in theory, only I slip out and she comes down on it hard, bending it in an unnaturally wrong angle about the middle. It hurt both of us and we had to stop for a few moments. It still hurts. Can one break one's dong? Or does this belong in the "Ask Auntie Twitchy" thread?
This could not have gone int he ask Auntie Twitchy thread. He would not have known the answer because Twitch never had one in the first place to worry about breaking. Once Known as Grumpy... Oh hell lets face it... I have and will always be Grumpy
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Grumpy wrote:Cantrip wrote:
So I'm having sex this morning with her on top and she's bouncing up and down and getting some good air and slapping going. I thought I would assist her getting even more air by lifting on the up-stroke. Good idea in theory, only I slip out and she comes down on it hard, bending it in an unnaturally wrong angle about the middle. It hurt both of us and we had to stop for a few moments. It still hurts. Can one break one's dong? Or does this belong in the "Ask Auntie Twitchy" thread?
This could not have gone int he ask Auntie Twitchy thread. He would not have known the answer because Twitch never had one in the first place to worry about breaking. that's below the belt man, not on. yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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I heard this happened to someone... I think I was listening to Stern on Sirius which you should all get for the outstanding music and talk programming... and I believe after asking a doctor they deduced that there are no bones in your cock and that you simply strained it or something.
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Holy broken dick batman that sounds painful as all hell! Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:I wish I had some vicodin, it's been a long time. I remember the first time I took some vicodin for fun, it was like my whole body was a dick and god was blowing me.
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 You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
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