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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#1 Posted: : Tuesday, October 24, 2006 2:52:51 PM
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Assuming you are a US citizen and a registered voter - it's almost time to vote, so:

VOTE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!


If you live in a state which does voting by mail (OR or WA) then you should have received your ballot already. If you haven't you need to check into that shit ASAP.
If you aren't registered you should get on that shit ASAP too, it may not be too late depending on where you live.



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Cantrip
#2 Posted: : Tuesday, October 24, 2006 3:01:55 PM
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     PEDRO FOR PRESIDENT

You should be more like Cantrip.



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#3 Posted: : Tuesday, October 24, 2006 4:03:17 PM
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I don't believe this is a presidential election, asshat.
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#4 Posted: : Tuesday, October 24, 2006 4:35:51 PM
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Xylicon wrote:
I don't believe this is a presidential election, asshat.

It ain't sir.  Here's the reference and hence the joke:

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Business
#5 Posted: : Tuesday, October 24, 2006 5:45:51 PM
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Im voting no on a prop that spends 2 million dollars of our state tax money to ban smoking in bars.

Who comes up with retarded ideas like these?
You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
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#6 Posted: : Tuesday, October 24, 2006 8:33:42 PM
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Exciting, who will come in first?
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#7 Posted: : Wednesday, October 25, 2006 1:33:42 AM
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::ANY NAME:: wrote:
Im voting no on a prop that spends 2 million dollars of our state tax money to ban smoking in bars.

Who comes up with retarded ideas like these?


ummm, you do realise that ban saves money in the long term right? lower incidence of heart disease and cancer among bar goers and staff or something like that. what i dont get is why they have to SPEND money to ban them... sure all the need to do is print off a few flyers!?!
yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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#8 Posted: : Wednesday, October 25, 2006 6:56:05 AM
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MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
what i dont get is why they have to SPEND money to ban them...


i don't get it either, but our country is greedy and corupt.  so no matter what they will always raise our taxes or take money from us for everything.  hell, if i were elected president, i would probably be a shitty one, but the people would love me because i would shut down the un-needed 500 or so  government programs we have which would save our money billions of dollars every year.  sure it would put people out of jobs, but they shouldn't have had them in the first place.
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#9 Posted: : Wednesday, October 25, 2006 1:21:41 PM
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MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
::ANY NAME:: wrote:
Im voting no on a prop that spends 2 million dollars of our state tax money to ban smoking in bars.

Who comes up with retarded ideas like these?


ummm, you do realise that ban saves money in the long term right? lower incidence of heart disease and cancer among bar goers and staff or something like that. what i dont get is why they have to SPEND money to ban them... sure all the need to do is print off a few flyers!?!


no way - on average smokers die younger. this off-sets the additional costs of the health care for when they get cancer and whatnot. a person who lives to be 90 costs way more than someone who lives to be 70. even if that person dies at 70 from cigarette-induced lung cancer and requires chemo and all that shit. that dude dying at 90 is also going to have lots of expensive health care issues.
if you really care about saving health care money you would vote in a Western European-style universal health care regime, or if your interest is solely in banning shit then try red meat and fast food (or alcohol!).
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#10 Posted: : Monday, November 06, 2006 8:37:30 AM
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*BUMP - cuz tomorrow is the big day:


VOTE!!!

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Cantrip
#11 Posted: : Tuesday, November 07, 2006 5:49:37 AM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
*BUMP - cuz tomorrow is the big day:


 

VOTE!!!

What he said. 

People had to die to get you the right to vote.  Er, if you're a U.S. citizen, over the age of 18 and that felony conviction of yours doesn't prohibit it, that is.

 

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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#12 Posted: : Tuesday, November 07, 2006 8:44:23 AM
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Cantrip wrote:
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
*BUMP - cuz tomorrow is the big day:


 

VOTE!!!

What he said. 

People had to die to get you the right to vote.  Er, if you're a U.S. citizen, over the age of 18 and that felony conviction of yours doesn't prohibit it, that is.

 



Well sorry, People who died for my right to drive up to some elementary school, stand in line, and place my vote for one of two equally douchey douche bags, when in the end, my attempt to change the way my state is run for the better ends up being futile, since other douchey douchebags control everything anyway. So rather than going through all that shit, ill just take a day off work (more douchebags there) and sit here devoting too much time to a post relating to something i dont care about in the first place.

Done.
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#13 Posted: : Tuesday, November 07, 2006 4:18:40 PM
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stealth wrote:
Cantrip wrote:
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
*BUMP - cuz tomorrow is the big day:


 

VOTE!!!

What he said. 

People had to die to get you the right to vote.  Er, if you're a U.S. citizen, over the age of 18 and that felony conviction of yours doesn't prohibit it, that is.

 



Well sorry, People who died for my right to drive up to some elementary school, stand in line, and place my vote for one of two equally douchey douche bags, when in the end, my attempt to change the way my state is run for the better ends up being futile, since other douchey douchebags control everything anyway. So rather than going through all that shit, ill just take a day off work (more douchebags there) and sit here devoting too much time to a post relating to something i dont care about in the first place.

Done.


you suck at democracy.
there's always a less douchey douchebag, and in a lot of states there is a lot more to vote on than just people. even if the two main party candidates suck horribly you can always vote 3rd party or even write someone in and you don't have to vote for everything, you could just vote for the initiatives or just the judges or whatever.

So as a reminder because today is the day:

VOTE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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Shizzle
#14 Posted: : Tuesday, November 07, 2006 7:14:47 PM
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-.- sucks that im a minor, atleast ill get in for the presidential in 2 years

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#15 Posted: : Tuesday, November 07, 2006 11:42:07 PM
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oops, that was today wasnt it? i spent most of today sleeping, lol

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