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PRE-SCHOOL TEST
Pre-school children were asked the following question:
"In which direction is the bus pictured below traveling?"
Look carefully at the picture. Do you know the answer?
(The only possible answers are "left" or "right.")
Think about it Still don't know?
Okay, I'll tell you.
The pre-schoolers all answered "left."
When asked, "Why do you think the bus is traveling in the left direction?"
They answered:
"Because you can't see the door."
How do you feel now ???
I know, me too.
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved
at the same level of thinking we were at when we
created them." Albert Einstein
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shit lol.  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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So pre-schoolers are smarter than us? Well i coulda told you that. Have you read some of the threads on here? Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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gawl. where the fucks the engine? or the exhaust? or the thing in front that holds bikes? pft... its missing much mroe than a door. preschoolers suck. how do they know what side you get on the bus anyways? all they know is shitting in osh kosh overalls. this is a scam.
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Gnar wrote:gawl. where the fucks the engine? or the exhaust? or the thing in front that holds bikes? pft... its missing much mroe than a door. preschoolers suck. how do they know what side you get on the bus anyways? all they know is shitting in osh kosh overalls. this is a scam.
lol, someone's a sore loser  SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box 3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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They have less crap clogging their brains, and thus are able to point out the obvious. In time they'll be just like us!
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i'd like tp point out that in Europe there is typically an emergency door on the large coaches on the opposite side of the main door, towards the back of the bus, in effect making this test redundant. yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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this is america! from sea to god damn shining sea.
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Maybe, the bus is traveling to the right because it's backing up!
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i said up?? Code:<a href="http://www.sloganizer.net/en/" target="_blank" title="Sloganizer - the slogan generator"><img src="http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Sloganizer,white,black.png" border="0" alt="generated by sloganizer.net" title="This slogan was generated by sloganizer.net"/></a>
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damn, i ride the bus everyday and i still never thought of that.
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Bah, I already knew children were way better than us when it comes to simple things like this. I did a project on it in Psychology ;)
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Avner wrote:Bah, I already knew children were way better than us when it comes to simple things like this. I did a project on it in Psychology ;) You did a project on Balogna. Not The Face wrote:nate burn in hell asswipe Lead Salad wrote:And he promises to beat up any suspicious negroes and their children as well. Sirus touched me in my private message.
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THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND, ROUND AND ROUND!
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