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Okay, I don't know what it says about how well a company can promote a product, or how much fishing is on the minds of enough Americans to warrant the commercial. They've created a fishing pole collapses into a ballpoint pen housing. I saw this on TV a few hours ago:
http://www.penfisherman.com/?campagnID=1130 You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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that is the most pointless invention i've seen... yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:that is the most pointless invention i've seen... I think the candle snuffer is up there with the most pointless inventions ever. Thank god, we don't have to use the old way anymore.. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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stealth wrote:
I think the candle snuffer is up there with the most pointless inventions ever.
actually candle snuffers were more useful than that. if you blow a candle out there is the possiblity of wax being blown onto the wall or table or whatever its on, and this can damage the surface, and it prevents you having to put it out with your fingers, in case you might burn yourself (if you're a retard who just might not know how to pinch them out properly). this pen on the otherhand... the only purpose of it is if it were to conceal what exactly you were up to... so the wife wont find out you were gone fishing for the weekend instead of spending it with your mistress or something... yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:stealth wrote:
I think the candle snuffer is up there with the most pointless inventions ever.
actually candle snuffers were more useful than that. if you blow a candle out there is the possiblity of wax being blown onto the wall or table or whatever its on, and this can damage the surface, and it prevents you having to put it out with your fingers, in case you might burn yourself (if you're a retard who just might not know how to pinch them out properly). this pen on the otherhand... the only purpose of it is if it were to conceal what exactly you were up to... so the wife wont find out you were gone fishing for the weekend instead of spending it with your mistress or something... I think the real purpose of this pen is for the owner to get laughed at whenever he pulls his pen-antenna-rod out and casts it. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies.
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and the real most useless invention is...  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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top hats for dogsTripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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http://www.designboom.com/history/useless.htmlThose all top the list I think. J-Town, where in portland are you from?  AKA Shinobi Quote:Kick some giga-butt
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South east TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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That thing looks like a peice of shit.. where are the guides?
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get a good 5-10 pound fish on it, and im sure it would snap that thing in 2. WDF?: I found a hot girl WDF?: Who lets me WDF?: Drink WDF?: Smoke WDF?: And play video games WDF?: ALL DAY shignog: and in the back door? WDF?: She's back door compatible WDF?: And it comes enabled by default WDF?: I need to teach sirus a lesson WDF?: Oh wait WDF?: That's called gay shignog: if there is a girl there its bi WDF?: lol WDF?: ok shignog: so its not so gay WDF?: Good enough
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I've never been much a fan of fishing, and that is one stupid invention.
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