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I Gots a Mole. Options
Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Tuesday, December 05, 2006 10:07:31 PM
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So, I flipped the ol' ball sack over so I could see the underside and guess what?  I found a mole under my left testicle.  Not a big one, about 1 mm, and it's symmetrical so there's no real problem, but I didn't know it was there until today.  I wonder why the bitches did not alert me to it?  Hmm. 

Anyway, I'll post a pic of it later.  The mole, not the ball sack. I'll check for more and report on them. 




You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Twitchy
#2 Posted: : Tuesday, December 05, 2006 11:00:32 PM
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It's horrifying.


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#3 Posted: : Wednesday, December 06, 2006 1:56:12 AM
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  yeah, I would go and get that checked out if I were you.

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#4 Posted: : Wednesday, December 06, 2006 2:44:11 AM
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looks like any major city in the US according to Rand McNally
You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
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#5 Posted: : Wednesday, December 06, 2006 8:58:17 AM
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No, no.  It's about a milimeter in diameter.  That's about the size of an "@" symbol.

He's kinda cute.  I named him Sal. 

Sal will be the general of my forces when I  take over the world.  There will be much death and destruction. You all will be spared if you join me now.  Bow down to the power of the Sal. 

 

 

I'm told he's salty.  That's what I heard anyway.

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Lead Salad
#6 Posted: : Wednesday, December 06, 2006 7:12:09 PM
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You go ahead and get close to Sal, it'll only make it more funny for me when he ends up killing you.
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#7 Posted: : Wednesday, December 06, 2006 8:25:03 PM
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Why the hell would anyone want to know this? 

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#8 Posted: : Wednesday, December 06, 2006 8:31:20 PM
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I have a mole about the same size on the shaft. It's named Remi.

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#9 Posted: : Wednesday, December 06, 2006 8:39:59 PM
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On the shaft? That's gotta be... really weird.. is it big? Does it give the girls a little extra stimulation?
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#10 Posted: : Wednesday, December 06, 2006 9:07:11 PM
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WDF? wrote:
I have a mole about the same size on the shaft. It's named Remi.


Sal rules over Remi.

The rest of you bow down before the Great Sal, bitches.
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Crass
#11 Posted: : Thursday, December 07, 2006 12:34:54 PM
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Thats horrifying, I'm sorry but I don't think I will ever eat again.

FREE TONY!


Rofl I win!
Cantrip
#12 Posted: : Thursday, December 07, 2006 1:03:50 PM
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Ha. 

Sal the Salty challenges Remi the Reamer to a Greco Roman wrestling match -traditional style.  Oil is mandatory. 

May the best blemish win. 
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
WDF?
#13 Posted: : Thursday, December 07, 2006 1:45:29 PM
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lol.

 

And avner, no, unfortunatly not. It's not the protruding type.


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#14 Posted: : Thursday, December 07, 2006 3:14:49 PM
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My scar will swollow either of them whole, there be no match for SCAR!


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no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
Crass
#15 Posted: : Thursday, December 07, 2006 6:46:05 PM
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May I ask how you got a scar on your nut sack?

FREE TONY!


Rofl I win!
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