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Gnar
#1 Posted: : Friday, December 08, 2006 1:24:59 AM
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yo... i could go into the nasty details but they gave me and my girlfriend food poisoning. its a hard night when you have two sick people vying for puking space. life sucks....

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#2 Posted: : Friday, December 08, 2006 3:03:48 AM
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#3 Posted: : Friday, December 08, 2006 3:37:30 AM
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time for sloppy sex????
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#4 Posted: : Friday, December 08, 2006 10:23:43 AM
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blows chunks. HAHAHA!

GET IT HAHAHAH! YOUR BLOWING CHUNKS HAHAH!

Yea... it really does suck tho, i don't eat there anymore.


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#5 Posted: : Friday, December 08, 2006 10:42:05 AM
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Gnar wrote:

yo... i could go into the nasty details but they gave me and my girlfriend food poisoning. its a hard night when you have two sick people vying for puking space. life sucks....



go to a doctor/hospital so you have documentation. once you recover hire a lawyer.
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#6 Posted: : Friday, December 08, 2006 11:20:34 AM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
Gnar wrote:

yo... i could go into the nasty details but they gave me and my girlfriend food poisoning. its a hard night when you have two sick people vying for puking space. life sucks....



go to a doctor/hospital so you have documentation. once you recover hire a lawyer.

What he said.  Go to the Student Health Services and have them test you.  They will take samples to let you know what you have, which can be used later to go after them.  If they won't test you, go somewhere else that will before you stop having symptoms.  These pathogens are very specific and can be traced back to KFC.

Also call the health department on their asses:

You should be more like Cantrip.



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#7 Posted: : Friday, December 08, 2006 4:19:10 PM
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tonyrwc1 wrote:
time for sloppy sex????


Reminds me of  this story. Caution, involves buttsex, lube, and vomit.

And Gnar, i think you should go see what it is, due to the whole Taco Bell/E-Coli thing recently.
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Gnar
#8 Posted: : Friday, December 08, 2006 8:51:49 PM
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naw i don't really feel much like doing anything... i barely was able to maintain hl2dm let alone leave the house. but im feeling halfway better and im sure i dont have any real problems. i just need to sleep it out of me and let it pass. and as far as suing them, i dont really feel much like doing that. plus it was probably the fact that we had a real slow dinner and wound up eating some cold meat. i even told ashley that this wasn't the smartest move but even i ate it. im dumb. oh well.

fucking the way she goes. late

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#9 Posted: : Saturday, December 09, 2006 1:33:22 AM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
Gnar wrote:


go to a doctor/hospital so you have documentation. once you recover hire a lawyer.

There are to many people willing to sue over the dumest crap, why sue over that when you really cant prove it was khc that did. But really poeple need to get off of there lazy ass'es get a job and stop all the sueing.

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#10 Posted: : Saturday, December 09, 2006 1:50:48 AM
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shignog wrote:
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
Gnar wrote:


go to a doctor/hospital so you have documentation. once you recover hire a lawyer.

There are to many people willing to sue over the dumest crap, why sue over that when you really cant prove it was khc that did. But really poeple need to get off of there lazy ass'es get a job and stop all the sueing.



Food poisoning is a health issue, it's not conning to get cash.  It's filing a claim for damages from shit they served.  I don't know what this has to do with getting a job.  If I got very sick from something I paid for, I wouldn't just blow it off like nothing.
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#11 Posted: : Saturday, December 09, 2006 2:54:54 AM
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Food poisoning is a health issue, it's not conning to get cash.  It's filing a claim for damages from shit they served.  I don't know what this has to do with getting a job.  If I got very sick from something I paid for, I wouldn't just blow it off like nothing.


yeah, chances are Gnar and his girl aren't the only ones who got sick that day. we want to be secure that we food we pay for is safe to eat, so that's why we would do this. If successsful it will do two things, either force KFC to change and strengthen their safety practices, or it will make some noise to let consumers know that it's not safe to eat there, which people deserve to know.
yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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#12 Posted: : Saturday, December 09, 2006 7:47:59 AM
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Yea... I read that entire sloppy sex article, and i never want to do anal, ever

 


FREE TONY!


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Serves you right for eating at fucking KFC.

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#14 Posted: : Sunday, December 10, 2006 10:40:41 AM
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Crass wrote:

Yea... I read that entire sloppy sex article, and i never want to do anal, ever

 



What are you talking about? It made me wanna do it even more

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