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yea so i wanted some good old fashioned mac nuggets from the mickey d's and yea so i go and pull into the drive thru. 3 ppl in front of me. get to the bitch in front of me and she asks "Do you have the McRib". No where on the building is there any mention of the fabled super sandwich. No where on the menu. You know when the rib comes into town they have like flyers and shit. a fucking parade in some parts of the country. yea. nothing.
"Well i saw on the website that it was available!"-- "sssssstt No ma'am. we don't have it."
"WELL, When are you going to get it!" she sounds heated. i can hear like everyword and see her stupid face thru her side mirror. "sssttt Uhhhh let me check... Yea i don't think we are."
"WHA-- WELL, I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!"
three minutes later. she gets the same answers to the same questions. except she got the advice that if she did want a mcrib, she could drive 60 miles north to santa maria. HAHA. so yea upon hearing that there seemed to be no mcribs in her future she peeled out and almost hit a mexican family in a truck.
So.... People Really like the McRib. Aside from your ripping on how bad fast food is an all that crap (save it for your hippie friends) what ya'll think about this creation of the heavens. Personally, i could prolly tackle 3-4 in a single sitting. i love them muh fuckas like whoa. but havent had one since like '99.
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I don't think I ever had a McRib Sandwich.
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she peeled out and almost hit a mexican family in a truck.
haha!
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Dude, McRib > God For reals.
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They have them at a McD's near my house, i should hit that shit. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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Update* Got one today. It was awesome. I ended up licking the sauce out of the box. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies.
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Ah, the McRib. A sandwich made of processed meat parts and dark food coloring, stamped into the shape of a mini rack of ribs and smothered with BBQ sauce. Mmmm.
Haven't had one of those in like 20 years. The memories.
Okay, here's one. I remember Taco Bell used to have a sandwich, yes a sandwich, called the Bell Beefer which was basically taco meat in a sloppy joe sauce between two hamburger buns and nothing else. It went away then came back in the late '90s for a few months. That was hella good.
You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Man I guess I have to try one of these now. [01:34] whutdufk: I love you Spaniard Lead Salad wrote:I love you Spaniard FinalGamer wrote:I love you Spaniard <3
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I should try one of these too! {pDs} *LoneOfficier*"...crossbow+lone....unseparable....!"-LoneOfficier
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I use to work at McD's before I joined the military. I loved it but it was a bitch to make and put together because it's messy.
Also, I hated dealing with the stupid cosumers also. My store manager was always kissing their ass and she always got on to me because I don't believe in kissing ass. No wonder I'm in the military.  "For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving... maybe I'm going home."
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God-fucking-damnit, now I have to go get one too! 
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DravenX wrote:
I use to work at McD's before I joined the military. I loved it but it was a bitch to make and put together because it's messy.
Also, I hated dealing with the stupid cosumers also. My store manager was always kissing their ass and she always got on to me because I don't believe in kissing ass. No wonder I'm in the military.
Yeah, now that you're in the military it's all about LICKING ass. [01:34] whutdufk: I love you Spaniard Lead Salad wrote:I love you Spaniard FinalGamer wrote:I love you Spaniard <3
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i will never step foot in a mcd's again, even if it has the lure of the mc rib
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