So I ran the Las Vegas Marathon on the 10th. They always have people dressed up as Elvis, or Elvises - I'm certain it's Elvi though. They're usually the really fast runners and they have the full white jumpsuits with red glitter trim, wigs and sideburns. No big deal. There are like a hundred of them at least.
So I'm running along about mile 18 and someone says, "No way! Girl Elvises?"
I look up to see two figures wearing Elvis suits - no big deal. Then I run past them and I notice that they are wearing lipsitick. Huh? I do a double-take and realize that they are chicks, running in Elvis suits. That's when I noticed for the first time that they were even running like chicks. Femalage confirmed when they talked to one another. Of course they were among the fast runners so they were really fit, and they were smoking-hot.
-I got a slight boner, or what would have been a slight boner if I wasn't running.
Now, I'm not anywhere near ghey, but chicks wearing Elvis suits, wigs and sideburns wearing lipstick, saying, "Thankyouverymuch-a" does it for me. I could totally do those Elvi.
There is something seriously fucked-up about the previous sentence.
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You should be more like Cantrip.
Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"