Clean those PCs! Options
Valiss
#1 Posted: : Friday, December 22, 2006 9:20:12 AM
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Here's a dude that got a PC that hadn't been cleaned for 10 years!!

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#2 Posted: : Friday, December 22, 2006 9:29:03 AM
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My dad's old HP P2 has never been opened, let alone cleaned. I think it still runs, but its beyond slow. 5+ minutes to boot.

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#3 Posted: : Friday, December 22, 2006 9:31:47 AM
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yer meant to clean out PCs?
yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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#4 Posted: : Friday, December 22, 2006 9:59:42 AM
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Well if you're computer's 10 years old, its probably not going to be in the best shape anyway.
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#5 Posted: : Friday, December 22, 2006 3:17:29 PM
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I once worked on a PC that had been in a woodshop for several years. it was full of sawdust. ran fine once we cleaned it out, it was overheating from lack of ventilation.
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#6 Posted: : Friday, December 22, 2006 4:00:34 PM
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Wow...

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#7 Posted: : Friday, December 22, 2006 5:54:43 PM
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damn, hope he cleaned that machine outside.
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#8 Posted: : Friday, December 22, 2006 6:22:42 PM
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Shit that things old its useing edo ram. I clean out my computer about once a month,i clean out the computer when i reforamt it my computer which is once a month so i do it all at one time.
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#9 Posted: : Saturday, December 23, 2006 1:38:31 AM
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Holy shit, that's a lifetime supply of dust right there.  That thing is going to be slow for sure.

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#10 Posted: : Saturday, December 23, 2006 3:27:38 AM
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shignog wrote:
Shit that things old its useing edo ram. I clean out my computer about once a month,i clean out the computer when i reforamt it my computer which is once a month so i do it all at one time.




WHY refomat once a month?
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Xylicon wrote:
shignog wrote:
Shit that things old its useing edo ram. I clean out my computer about once a month,i clean out the computer when i reforamt it my computer which is once a month so i do it all at one time.




WHY refomat once a month?


Good use of owl-age
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#12 Posted: : Saturday, December 23, 2006 12:23:06 PM
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Since this thread has been hijacked, I have a TiVo, which is made from off-the shelf computer parts it seems.

The fan, which looks like any computer fan, is really dirty and makes a whining noise.  I used a vacuum to clean it, but I don't think I got all of it.  I can't open up the box to get in there with some Q-tips and alcohol because if I open the box, it will void the warranty.

How to get the fan from whining without opening the box?  Any help will be appreciated with a dick in a box.

(And where the heck does Xy get those great pics?)
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#13 Posted: : Saturday, December 23, 2006 1:51:19 PM
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Cantrip wrote:
Since this thread has been hijacked, I have a TiVo, which is made from off-the shelf computer parts it seems.

The fan, which looks like any computer fan, is really dirty and makes a whining noise.  I used a vacuum to clean it, but I don't think I got all of it.  I can't open up the box to get in there with some Q-tips and alcohol because if I open the box, it will void the warranty.

How to get the fan from whining without opening the box?  Any help will be appreciated with a dick in a box.

(And where the heck does Xy get those great pics?)


I believe that owl pic's from orlyowl.com
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#14 Posted: : Saturday, December 23, 2006 2:14:14 PM
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Xylicon wrote:
shignog wrote:
Shit that things old its useing edo ram. I clean out my computer about once a month,i clean out the computer when i reforamt it my computer which is once a month so i do it all at one time.




WHY refomat once a month?

Because i do alot of modding of my system files to play games with out having to use the cd, you modding other progams like ahmmer, photoshop and others, and with all themap making, game playing, and all my muti-media stuff it starts to bog my computer down so i do it every month and i have not had any problems with it, ya i know you are suppose to reformat every six months, but by the end of six months my computer would most likely not boot up into windows, Plus i have a sata drive which runs windows, so to reforamt and reinstall everything again its like 2 hours for the whole thing, so why not every month?

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WDF?: Who lets me
WDF?: Drink
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WDF?: And play video games
WDF?: ALL DAY
shignog: and in the back door?
WDF?: She's back door compatible
WDF?: And it comes enabled by default

WDF?: I need to teach sirus a lesson
WDF?: Oh wait
WDF?: That's called gay
shignog: if there is a girl there its bi
WDF?: lol
WDF?: ok
shignog: so its not so gay
WDF?: Good enough


Xylicon
#15 Posted: : Saturday, December 23, 2006 3:23:12 PM
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I pretty much do all that shit you said on my comp and I've been on this install for like 8 months and its still blazing fast, sooooo


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