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IamDonSharp
#1 Posted: : Sunday, December 31, 2006 6:31:08 PM
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Hey.
 
         I'd like to introduce you to the new recruit.


We named her Layla.  eh hem, {pDs} IamLaylaSharp [recr00t]
TerribleNate wrote:
Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder.



Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.

Cantrip
#2 Posted: : Sunday, December 31, 2006 6:39:55 PM
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WOOT!!!

Congrats sexy!  She is a cutiepie! Hope you and mom are doing okay.   Recruit . . . LOL.

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
bloodhands
#3 Posted: : Sunday, December 31, 2006 6:46:52 PM
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congrats man. im still waiting for my stickers
I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings.
Grumpy wrote:
WDF? wrote:
Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it.
WARNING!
Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.


-YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
Dragon
#4 Posted: : Sunday, December 31, 2006 7:43:36 PM
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Congrats Don, Keep us updated.

When was she born?


Cantrip wrote:
When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
GrUmPy
#5 Posted: : Sunday, December 31, 2006 10:12:32 PM
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Congrats Don..

Such a cute baby... obviously has gotten all her looks from her mother..

Once Known as Grumpy... Oh hell lets face it... I have and will always be Grumpy
Elf
#6 Posted: : Monday, January 01, 2007 12:51:48 AM
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congrats don! best of wishes.

-elf
Macca
#7 Posted: : Monday, January 01, 2007 1:18:55 AM
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Congratulations!!!    she looks lovely!   Don, welcome to the merry band of parenthood. and Happy new year! to you and family!   

Lady of Chaos
#8 Posted: : Monday, January 01, 2007 3:56:37 AM
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Congrats Don and the best wishes

happy new year to you and your family !!!










MADDOG
#9 Posted: : Monday, January 01, 2007 8:13:56 AM
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Congrats Daddy Don Sharp! If you don't come back and play soon we might have to tag you!

{pDs}IamDaddyDonSharp(recruit)



MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled
#10 Posted: : Monday, January 01, 2007 8:56:47 AM
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Nice haul Don!

Congrats!
yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
White boy
#11 Posted: : Monday, January 01, 2007 11:00:41 AM
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Congrats bro.
J-Town
#12 Posted: : Monday, January 01, 2007 11:12:07 AM
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Oh no its spawned!

Congrats Don


TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

tpractice
#13 Posted: : Monday, January 01, 2007 11:35:27 AM
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Congrats Don. Welcome to the parents club.  Hope you and the family have a wonderful new year.
Laughlin
#14 Posted: : Monday, January 01, 2007 1:27:27 PM
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Way to kick off the new year, congrats
{F - C} Gen.Laughlin: Oh god
{F - C} Gen.Laughlin: Terible nate is reading as we speak
{F - C} Gen.Laughlin: :O
{F - C} Gen.Laughlin: Brb, Popcorn is ready
{pDs} t3h Cam3l: hahaha



individual
#15 Posted: : Monday, January 01, 2007 6:10:36 PM
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Congrats man.  I hope she's not a nade spammer.
Whut Whut in the butt.
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