Ha, just in time Options
J-Town
#1 Posted: : Sunday, January 07, 2007 10:09:32 AM
Rank: Fuckstick


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Location: GTFO stalker!!!!!!!
I logged on this morning to see that one of my little crap colonies had been attacked, and that a second wave was on its way. Anyway, to make a bad story short, I fleetsaved for the second wave, with at most 5 seconds to spare.

TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

HolyJaw
#2 Posted: : Sunday, January 07, 2007 1:07:29 PM
Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!

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lawl. WINNAr!
silverwasp wrote:
Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....

Yes.... Same parents


WarMachine wrote:
meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
Gazzic
#3 Posted: : Sunday, January 07, 2007 1:24:32 PM
Rank: You're gonna stick that where?



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Location: In your basement.
You fleet saved for the 2nd wave? So you beat the first attack?
J-Town
#4 Posted: : Sunday, January 07, 2007 3:17:27 PM
Rank: Fuckstick


Groups: Registered User

Joined: 10/22/2006
Posts: 908
Points: 21
Location: GTFO stalker!!!!!!!

not exactly. he had about 15 cruisers and I had little d on that planet (was about to destroy it)

he somehow didn't get that much 


TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

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