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I came accross a pretty dumb site that tries to calculate when you will die. I guess I'm gonna be alive until Aug 21 2072 
http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html Just thought I'd share it with you.
There are alot of other dumb things like this on the site so it seems.  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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better than me, I'm dying in early '65 I don't really believe this because life expectancies are increasing and we're making a lot of major medical/biotech breakthroughs that are likely to lead to radical increases in lifespan. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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88 But I would like to point out this system is flaud, It doesn't not take into consideration your possibility of accidental death. You could be dead tomorrow and not know it!  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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I'll supposedly be 94, but....
With biotechnology quickly building recently, many have predicted the average peson will live to 120 years, or at least 110+.
And yes, you can die tomorrow like Caboose said
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:I don't really believe this because life expectancies are increasing and we're making a lot of major medical/biotech breakthroughs that are likely to lead to radical increases in lifespan. well we will only live as long as our bodies can support out lifestyles. we already know how to do the one thing that can keep us alive theoretically forever. CLONING. too bad we aren't allowed to actually do it because of ethical reasons. but it is possible and we have done it.
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llenta wrote:Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:I don't really believe this because life expectancies are increasing and we're making a lot of major medical/biotech breakthroughs that are likely to lead to radical increases in lifespan. well we will only live as long as our bodies can support out lifestyles. we already know how to do the one thing that can keep us alive theoretically forever. CLONING. too bad we aren't allowed to actually do it because of ethical reasons. but it is possible and we have done it. well, yes and no. cloning would only be good for growing replacement parts - there are still a lot of issues with installation. current cloning techniques are also pretty crude and involves a lot of trial and error to produce anything viable. even then there are often problems (primarily genetic defects) and there are of course parts which cloning doesn't help (e.g. you can't replace a brain). Stem cells seem more promising than "old-fashioned" cloning. Imagine not having to worry about installing a cloned part, instead stem-cells would regrow it in situ. As far as living forever goes, assuming we can keep the crazy rightwingers and the religious nuts from putting up impediments to scientific research, those of us born later than ~1970 may be the first generation of functionally immortal humans. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.
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Your Armageddon's day is 0 3 2082
wtf is that supposed to mean? 0 3?
plus: im gonna live until im 90!  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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91 get your ass to mars
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87... Not bad lol. If I had boobs id live untill I was 92.  AKA Shinobi Quote:Kick some giga-butt
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Shizzle wrote:87... Not bad lol.
If I had boobs id live untill I was 92.
You probably do have boobs...
Dont ya fatty
jk TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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 I sometimes wish I could gain weight. AKA Shinobi Quote:Kick some giga-butt
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I've tried this thing before (something similar), and I don't like it.
Let's just say my deathbed (from what the thing said) was 2 years ago. So BS! Not doing it again.
pssshhhhh, it's dumb anyway. {pDs} *LoneOfficier*"...crossbow+lone....unseparable....!"-LoneOfficier
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I think I have found the resoning behind the people who are "Pro-life." Now before anybody gets mad just hear me out...
If the good do in fact die young, and "Jesus" is the ultimate good, and there will in fact be a second coming, does that mean that aborted fetuses are Jesus.
Just think about it.
TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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2066 chillling like a villian
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90. However, when I went back and clicked on all the choices so they were the best health choices to make, I got 94. I think I will stick with the consumption of alcohol, butter, processed meat and coffee. A theoretical four years ain't worth it
Haha. When I went back and made all the wrong choices like, no veggies, no exercise, lots of coffee, sharing needles with drug addicts, etc., I got 60. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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