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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support 
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i find that mildly insulting and degrading  She should install Sexy Lingerie 8.51beta. much better yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:i find that mildly insulting and degrading She should install Sexy Lingerie 8.51beta. much better Mildly? Fine: 
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aint that the truth Once Known as Grumpy... Oh hell lets face it... I have and will always be Grumpy
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turns out they actually want the real thing, a picture won't cut it.
i learned that one the hard way.
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Valiss wrote:MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:i find that mildly insulting and degrading She should install Sexy Lingerie 8.51beta. much better Mildly? Fine: this wins for best advertisement ever. it's exactly the kind of ad I would come up with if I worked at an ad agency. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
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Hey Valiss that should be you new avitar!!! Good post Lady :)
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MADDOG wrote:Hey Valiss that should be you new avitar!!! Good post Lady :) Avatar? It's my mantra!!
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