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I know this is retarded but here goes...
Post things you hate, or for those of you who are pussies; post what you strongly dislike.
Things I hate...
Missionaries, Jazz, Artichokes, The Denver Broncos, stupid people, AIDS, the show 24, The Fightclub server, Chocolate mousse, the size of the CTF community, various movie ideas I have thought of way before they were written/came out (especially when they suck ass), Bullshit, NASCAR (ya ya I know Maddog), annoying drunks, the fact that days are only 24 hours long, the size of the Earth's human population, Machinehead, corruption, People who try to be rebellious/ unique by dressing a certain way and end up looking like the same jackasses who have done the same, Civilized society (sort of), Rapists, Kansas, Tweakers, Robin Williams, Public restrooms, failed threads, the Bush administration, The morbidly obese, being surrounded by the elderly, King of the Hill, Fallout Boy, Global warming, Asparagus, Ogame's recent "improvements", the current state of 1.8, Harry Potter, Machinehead's influence, SERVERS THAT ARE DOWN, Anthony Bogs (you don't know him), Baseball, Spanish recordings that keep leaving messages on my cell phone, Wet toilet paper, American Idol, The smell of feces, my English class, Morgan Will (again, you don't know him), the New England Patriots, The people who canceled Greg the bunny, the WWE, the lack of a good recent MMA video game...
I could go on for hours.  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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I could write a book on this one. But the ones that stick out in my mind are:
- People who try to push their personal beliefs off on other people (i.e. liberal media), etc... Keep that fucking bullshit to yourself and STFU
- Punk teenagers who "think" they know everything in the world about everything but are 99% wrong most of the time because they are so immature their balls have yet to drop. You know it's a proven fact that the more acne a teenager has tells you how much they masturbate.
- The way that the families of the people who perished in the towers during 911 received millions of dollars in charity from US citizens WHILE at the same time we have service members who die in combat and their wife and kids get barely enough to bury their loved ones. That goes to show how fucked up our country is right there.
- People who use cheats and exploits in game
- How our media just loves to dramatize the fuck out of everything - I mean for fuck sake when was the last time you turned the news on and didn't hear about Anna Nicole?
- Radical Muslims - I think they should remove all women and very very young children out of the middle east and fucking nuke the living hell out of it. I mean really when you watch all the fuckng bozos on tv shooting guns in the air and rioting/burning flags, how many woman do you see standing around? I can tell you that right now = zero. Those fuckers don't know how to live in peace and they never will so might as well vaporize their worthless asses.
- Liars
- Lazy bastards that freeload
- People that abuse and don't take care of their kids
Etc...
Etc...
Etc... Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:I wish I had some vicodin, it's been a long time. I remember the first time I took some vicodin for fun, it was like my whole body was a dick and god was blowing me.
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KYFHO wrote:
You know it's a proven fact that the more acne a teenager has tells you how much they masturbate.
The science is still out on this one. TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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Everyone and everything. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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J-Town wrote:KYFHO wrote:
You know it's a proven fact that the more acne a teenager has tells you how much they masturbate.
The science is still out on this one.
Does this mean you own stock in Clearasil? Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:I wish I had some vicodin, it's been a long time. I remember the first time I took some vicodin for fun, it was like my whole body was a dick and god was blowing me.
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driving from pittsburgh to new jersey with 4 ft snow in a tiny dodge neon and all major highways shut down with no notice to make a 6 hour trip turn into a 12 hour trip only to catch the last period of a pens 5-4 win to turn around and drive all the way back home!
yea last night sucked thanx murphy!   nottheballz: ask her if i will ever have sex again lol {pDs} Face: rosie nottheballz: na she stoped {pDs} Face: 2 timing bitch
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going longer than two hours without a smoke, organised religion, the harmonics on my guitar, the chip in my favourite mug, my shitty rig, yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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getting hassled by the man You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
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Old people going 30mph in the fast lane.
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Know it alls, people under the age of 18 who think they know how everything works in this world, people who bitch about other people but can never come up with anything constructive to say or do to improve anything, Joe Rogan, the current administration in the house and in the whitehouse, people who give our military shit, coke and diet coke, hipocrites, slow computers, people who use a computer and don't know anything about a computer other than the start button, the power button and the keyboard and mouse, brussell sprouts, fake mexican food (i.e taco bell and Jack in the Box tacos), anyone who won't try anything at least once before hating it (when it comes to food), Debby (you don't know her), old people and ANYONE doing the speed limit in the fast lane, and I will add more to this later.....
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...VHS, Cola, Mountain Dew, Shemp, Sushi, effeminate male voices, taxes on utility bills that increase the charge by 400%, Janet Jackson, Waking up really early, hl2dm, my amount of $$$, People PC, AOL, Macintosh, STDs, Breast cancer, Sudoku, Safety scissors, Dance Dance Revolution, when you have to blow on game cartridges and adjust them in the machine 100000 times just to get a flash of the opening menu (meaning nes etc.), retarded censorship, reading magazines, getting shots, when a you put your junk back in your pants after peeing and a few drops come out, the bots at Nite's gungame server that wont shut up, Bright lights, Homework, the Beatles, Britney Spears, nuts... TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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how can you hate her beautiful hair???  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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Dragon wrote:
how can you hate her beautiful hair???
isnt it past your bedtime? TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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Over zealous people, mainly God's fans  Fear the ING! -[Mr.]MaMa-*Bluecell*- -running -varmint
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People that think 180 horsepower is fast, and use that to justify paying $6,000 to drop a B18 in their shitty Civics.
People that drive said cars, and won't back it up when it comes down to the line.
People that drive said cars, do back it up, loose, and then come back to talk shit and say they won.
The ACLU and the bullshit they pull.
New rap. I can't stand something being repeated 3,000 times in one song. No lyrics to speak of, a cheesy beat. I don't like the fact that every two weeks there's a new "hot phrase" floating around that is mentioned in some pre-packed rap song that's sole destination is some fat 15 year old girls myspace headline.
Gold / Platinum / Diamond 'fronts'
Scene kids (whatever scene that might be)
Bad local bands that open for good bands.
Solid-state amplifiers.
[edit: this topic is great, I thought of a few more]
New Mexico, Pulling up to a C6 Z06 and realizing that it's being driven by a 65 year old who's never taken it past 80. Overpaid Raytheon employees that are assholes despite making 6 digits. Building 945. Music genres that have 75 different sub-genres. The fact that every time I hit return while posting something on these forums I start a new paragraph. fy_iceworld. Emails that try to convince me that I'm hung like a light switch and if my junk were any smaller I'd piss on my balls. The twins and their shitty mustang (ask Xylicon for the video). Mustangs in general (not so much the car, but the attitude shared by 95% of their drivers). Corrupt, lazy, and bored police officers. Meth addicts. Cheech and Chong movies. Republican robots that are so partisan that they will not admit stupidity of obviously stupid descisions (I'm a registered Republican). Emoticons. How slow YouTube is now. People that pull the race card to avoid responsibility for their actions. My lack of integrity. The fact that I'm not devoted enough to guitar to make the change from mediocre to good. The fact that I've passed up so many good oppertunities for various reasons. Wings on front wheel drive vehicles. Herpes medication commercials in which all of the infected are either swimming or riding bicycles. If you have herpes, get the fuck out of my pool. Republicans that claim that Jews are the root of all of our problems, when in fact America is Israels greatest ally, and if it weren't for America, there probably wouldn't be an Israel. McDonalds trying to make it seem like they have your health in mind by advertising healthy items, when they know that as soon as you look at the menu, you're going to get a Big Mac. PeoplePC commercials. Companies that make money off of Spam. Companies that make money off of software that filters spam. Get rich quick commercials. Boring, depressing souning indie rock. Indiana. Indians (just kidding). Carlos Mencia. That 'Estiban' asshole. People that make failed forum pics. Spodes. People that make me feel like shit so that they feel superior. Hypocrites. The fact that a 99c bag of chips is supposidly 15 servings. Fuji brand bottled water. The city of Mojave, CA. Supras with gigantic turbos that produce rediculously high amounts of boost, make 1,700 horsepower, and still only manage to run 12s. I hate people that drink Jagermeister so that their friends think they're cool.
Above all, I hate the fact that I exhibit many of the traits that I dislike in other people.
There's more, but I'm so full of hate that it would take decades to put into print, not that anyone is reading this anyways :) I must just be having a bad night.
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