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Wow, looks like the new website is jumping again after the switchover. There are at least 45 people vieing the forums. Now quit viewing, and register all you "guests" to contribute your thoughts here. REGISTER!!! You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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anybody remember what the record was for the last website?
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65 as of the time of this post. Register you b@$t@rds! You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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I find the accuracy of this reading to be highly questionable.
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Rank: Admiral OCD
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I hate spiders. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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what/ who are they? (google spiders not spiders as a whole dumb ass)   Quote:Posting related image due to my inability to formulate an intelligent response. BlooDz wrote:i cant type good im stupid
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I hate spiders. It's a fact as true as Steam sucks. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:I hate spiders. It's a fact as true as Steam sucks. you must really really hate them then yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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Yeah, on a previous post I recounted what my bonehead childhood friends did to a wasp nest. Well, these same bunch of geniuses thought it would be cool to collect spiders.
At first we would catch moths to feed spiders in bushes. Entertaining to no end, let me tell ya'. Then they decided we should catch them. I don't remember now how we did it. Coke bottles perhaps? Anyway, we had this giant glass pickle jar. You could fit a soccer ball (football for you Eurotrash) inside it if you wanted. We put some branches inside it with some water at the bottom and poked holes in the metal lid. And in went all the spiders. Really cool mulit-colored ones I have never seen since. Like fifty of them. At the end of the day, we had to keep it somewhere. None of their mothers would let those kids keep them at their house.
So, I got to take the jar home and my mom didn't want it around. So I snuck it to the back porch behind the door. At some point I was feeding the spiders when my dad opened the back door, knocked over the jar and broke it. I had glass and spiders all over me. And if you've ever had a spider land on you, it always orients itself so that its head is pointing up. When I was six, I didn't know this. All I knew was that I looked down at all the spiders on me and they were all looking up at me and I thought they looked pissed. When you're six years old, that leaves a mark.
So yeah. I hate spiders. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Google spiders crawl the web looking for updates to various pages and such. We get more than normal because they also help predict what ads go with which page. Every time you post you can guaruntee spiders will come visit it. The site's traffic is actually fairly slow.
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What are they like actual people just surfing the web?MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote: "Craps Alert"
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Rank: Admiral OCD
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They’re little autonomous robot programs which gather info and take it back to The Creator. The name comes from them being so small and the fact that they "crawl" around the web. Get it?
However, every now and then when I’m watching them, I’ll notice them looking back at me, like they’re checking me out. When they see that I’m watching them, the quickly go back to acting like robots. I’m telling you, they’re self-aware. They’ll take over some day if we’re not careful. Repent ye sinners, the end is near! . . . We need to stop them . . . You fools, why won’t you listen . . . Oh, no. They can hear me. They’re coming! AHHHH!!!HHH. .. grhghthh. . . (static). You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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