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Okay, so I ran another marathon yesterday making it 10 marathons completed in 12 months.
Every time I run I use a Garmin 301 GPS wrist watch to keep track of my distance and pace. There's a mini-USB on the bottom which the genius engineers at Garmin decided to locate on the underside of the watch which touches skin. There's a rubber stopper which doesn't keep out sweat. As a result it's corroded so I have to send it back to Garmin.
So I downloaded all the tracking info because Garmin is going to wipe it clean in the repair. Here are the totals since November 2005 when I started using it for training runs up until yesterday:
1432.14 mi. = Total miles run - enough to go from Tijuana, Mexico to Vancouver, Canada if you could run along the freeways without getting killed.
304:52 hrs = Total time recorded of running - almost 13 days or about the amount of time it would take you to watch the first 14 seasons of the Simpsons.
280171 Cal = Total estimated calories burned - about 80 lbs worth of body weight or about 518 Big Macs or 1932 Budweiser beers (322 6-packs).You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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im assuming ur pretty skinny?
did u know body weight is proportional to penis width? sucks man .......thats why i stoppped working out!
RUN FOR FUN!!!!!
RUN FOR FUCKING FUN!!!!
SMALL PENIS IS NO FUN
Fun Things in Life(aka drugs, running) = small dick
THUS
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tonyrwc1 wrote:
im assuming ur pretty skinny?
did u know body weight is proportional to penis width? sucks man .......thats why i stoppped working out!
Uh, no, I'm not skinny. I weigh as much now as I did 19 months ago when I started training again. For my height, my body mass index is 32. Healthy is 25. It's not going to happen anytime soon, if ever. And I did not know that body weight is proportional to penis width. You learn something new everyday. I'm assuming you stopped working out because your penis got too big or thick? If it's proportional, then I should weigh a lot more than I do. Perhaps I can make my penis thinner, or narrower, by losing weight and then maybe the ladies would let me come in the back door. Or maybe I could lose weight by wearing tighter-fitting condoms? Or did you mean weight is inversely proportional to width? You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Wow, thats a lot of running. I started running about a year ago. I don't do marathons, but i'll run the occasional 5k or 10k. Good job  Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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you're fat also Guinness will make you run faster and make the running more interesting yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:you're fat
also Guinness will make you run faster and make the running more interesting
that is the absolute truth
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I cant run long distances, not because I cant pace myself, but because i just dont have the endurance. thats why i play baseball =P
good job cantrip  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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tonyrwc1 wrote:did u know body weight is proportional to penis width? what a load of crap , although it did give me a good laugh reading it ...almost as much as charcoal's about the guinness making you run faster.
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lol yea,
Dragon, I can run a 40 in 6.67 seconds but I can barely run 2 miles.
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Crass wrote:
lol yea,
Dragon, I can run a 40 in 6.67 seconds but I can barely run 2 miles.
Some people are endurance runners, others are sprinters. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies.
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Crass wrote:
lol yea,
Dragon, I can run a 40 in 6.67 seconds but I can barely run 2 miles.
you better be talkin meters there slow poke  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
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Yards... And actualy thats pretty fast.
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40 yards in 6.67 seconds= fast?
not where i come from
TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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J-Town wrote:
40 yards in 6.67 seconds= fast?
not where i come from
Same here, maybe us west-coasters are a bit faster than the east coasters lol. Before last soccer season started (aka tryouts) I ran a 4.8 and im more of an endurance person PS, nice job cantrip. I think you should go for 12 for 12 in 12 months  AKA Shinobi Quote:Kick some giga-butt
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ya i ran a 4.9 on my school's GHETTO ASS track last year. TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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